Phyllis Diller Quotes

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. (Phyllis Diller)

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Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.