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Just because it's anal intercourse doesn't mean it's not love.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Hazard of the job. That's Ode de Anal Gland you smell.
— Kelly Moran
unequivocal anal-retentive clutter buster
— Katherine Bayless
Or maybe aliens had abducted him - yeah, that was what happened. Knowing Evan, he'd spot the anal probe and want to try it out on them.
— Finn Marlowe
Shining anal queen of perfection, she says, Fuck.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Cole was meticulous to a fault; office scuttlebut had it that he never went out in public without first having his shoelaces ironed.
— Robert Littell
There's only one cure for weirdness."
"Anal? — Lauren Blakely
"Anal? — Lauren Blakely
Who didn't want to be the cool chick who took anal like a champ?
— Stylo Fantome
No anal problems here.
— Parker Tyler
Even if the aliens are short, dour, and sexually obsessed - if they're here, I want to know about them.
— Carl Sagan
I slid my fingers out before licking them, tasting that anal sweat. Oh yeah, she was ready, the brownie empty and beckoning now.
— Cassandra Dee
Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything.
I should put that on a t-shirt. — Tara Sivec
I should put that on a t-shirt. — Tara Sivec
My best work is not behind me! He yells, You know, nobody does a better split-reed standing anal with an on-demand hands-free pop-shot release.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Yes, I'm anal. I am just really organised.
— Keeley Hawes
I'm a mixture of untidy and anal.
— Trinny Woodall
Of course, fingers are one thing. A cock is quite another.
— Jordan Hardick
Even in my most intimate moments with a man, I am alone.
— Maggie Young
Toys like handcuffs, paddles, and nipple clamps?" Andrew arched a brow. "Or flavored lube, anal plugs, and edible panties?
— Alicia White
An ideal first date should involve things like a candle-lit dinner, soft music, and a binary anal defibrillator, with a guest appearance by Renaldo.
— Jarod Kintz
I'm anal retentive. I'm a workaholic. I have insomnia. And I'm a control freak. That's why I'm not married. Who could stand me?
— Madonna
Amply described blowjobs and anal scenes may stigmatise gay writers.
— Michael Graves
God, you're uptight. Did the aliens maybe forget to remove your anal probe?
— Cherise Sinclair
Call me anal retentive, but I like nothing more than trying to solve life's problems with a good spreadsheet.
— Stephanie Blackmoore
Go figure, but Texans seem to be a lot more comfortable around disastrous house fires than they are around anal sex.
— Chuck Palahniuk
That's fucking gay. Everything is gay.
— Unknown Author 204
You know nothing. You're nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage." "Say what?
— Janet Evanovich
You forgot to cross off anal sex."
"I tried it once. Didn't like it. If you're better at it, I'll have another crack." I paused. "No pun intended. — C.D. Reiss
"I tried it once. Didn't like it. If you're better at it, I'll have another crack." I paused. "No pun intended. — C.D. Reiss
I'm incredibly anal about everything that I do.
— Darren Criss
I am pretty anal about not crazy Googling myself, and searching. I am sure there are all kinds of horrible things being said that I am not aware of.
— Lauren Bowles
One day, I'm going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson."
I had no idea she was into anal. — Darynda Jones
I had no idea she was into anal. — Darynda Jones
Nowadays, you can do anything that you want - anal, oral, fisting - but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
— Slavoj Zizek
I switched to using I Can't Believe It's Not Butter as my anal lube," Earl said. "My cholesterol is down 20 points.
— Jon Konrath
As she glanced up and saw him, Dr. Anal here looked about as thrilled to see him as he did her.
— Miranda Liasson
The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.
— Christopher Hitchens
French Vanilla," Kingsley said. "What's that?" "Vanilla with a strong libido and a taste for anal." "I can see that.
— Tiffany Reisz
In the background she can hear the shopping carts performing their clashy, anal copulations.
— Neal Stephenson
Leaning forward, she asked, Guys really like the anal, don't they?
— Christina Lauren