American Dream Funny Quotes

American Dream Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream. — Natasha Leggero

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. — George Carlin

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it. — Dick Armey