Ambulance Quotes
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Ambulance Quotes & Sayings
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I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.
— Pippa Evans
And there ain't nothin' like a friend who can tell you you're just pissin' in the wind.
Neil Young, "Ambulance Blues" from "On the Beach" (1974) — Neil Young
Neil Young, "Ambulance Blues" from "On the Beach" (1974) — Neil Young
There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter
— Fran Lebowitz
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
— Chris Rock
The only times I'm consistent about praying are when I'm on an airplane or when an ambulance goes by.
— China Chow
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
— Simon Munnery
Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death.
— Phil Lester
I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action.
— Illeana Douglas
Outside an ambulance begins to scream as if overwhelmed by the suffering it must forever carry in its belly.
— Alan Moore
During every race, an ambulance trails the riders around the course. You know that sometimes you are going to end up in the back of that ambulance.
— Tony McCoy
My job driving the ambulance was not very severe, you did what you were supposed to do. That was my main job.
— Frank Buckles
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
— Frank Carson
The cardiac calls require medical intervention. So an ambulance for a cardiac call requires a doctor, a ward boy and medical equipment.
— Shaffi Mather
An ambulance came. Then a cop car.
When pressed harder about it, I cried. A lot.
Howled, really. — Stephanie Kuehn
When pressed harder about it, I cried. A lot.
Howled, really. — Stephanie Kuehn
I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.
— Erma Bombeck
The day we learn to allow an ambulance to pass through in traffic, might be the first step towards being a truly responsible society.
— Boman Irani
Patients are almost always preceded by their parents, because no matter how fast an ambulance can drive, terrified parents can drive faster.
— John Green
Be the Ambulance. Make toast.
— Gordon Korman
I put a row of toys on the bed. A brown-haired Barbie doll, then a Lego ambulance...then a gray Buckbeak the Hippogriff.
— Emily Barr
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
— Jeff Foxworthy
We must be part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulance drivers at the bitter end.
— Lane Kirkland
Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.
— Phyllis Diller
An old sergeant said, if you want to get to France in a hurry, then join the ambulance service, the French are big for ambulance service.
— Frank Buckles
People have more fun if they don't eat so much they have to be taken home in an ambulance.
— Ina Garten
I think every writer should have tattooed backwards on his forehead, like ambulance on ambulances, the words 'everybody needs an editor.
— Michael Crichton
We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.
— George Galloway
Hi, I'm at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.
— John Green
Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?
— Stewart Lee Beck