Alonzo Quotes

Be IN it. Get drunk in the moment. — Alonzo King

I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work. — Alonzo Bodden

I grew up in the suburbs. I'm an angry suburban nergo. I'm bad in, like, Starbucks. I'll hurt you over a frappuccino. — Alonzo Bodden

In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening. — Alonzo Bodden

When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want. — Cristela Alonzo

A lot of my material was based on my family. — Cristela Alonzo

That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets. — Cristela Alonzo

I was hurting. I had some ailments I was dealing with. It's not like I was holding out. — Alonzo Mourning

Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen. — Cristela Alonzo

There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic. — Cristela Alonzo

I am reaching a point in my life where the basketball chapter in my life is slowly closing from a competition standpoint. — Alonzo Mourning

You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. — Alonzo M. Clark

Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years ... it's called cash. — Alonzo Bodden

My health is the No. 1 concern and my longevity is the No. 1 concern. — Alonzo Mourning

I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days. — Alonzo Bodden

A win is a win, regardless of how you look at it. — Alonzo Mourning

You can want and hope, or you can make it happen. — Alonzo Mourning

I like psycho chicks ... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open. — Alonzo Bodden

To me, the coaching profession is one of the noblest and most far-reaching in building manhood. — Amos Alonzo Stagg

For spirits like ours, freedom is consumption, transportation on beams of sun — Terrence Alonzo Craft

No man is too good to be the athletic coach for youth. — Amos Alonzo Stagg

Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot. — Cristela Alonzo

To change the world, you must first change yourself. And baby, that's hard enough. — Alonzo King

Layer upon layer of soft-packed snowflakes settled in near silence, forming a quilt of feathery ice crystals. — Rebecca Nichols Alonzo

Never had any mathematical conversations with anybody, because there was nobody else in my field. — Alonzo Church

The first eight years of my life, we lived in an abandoned diner - we were basically squatters. — Cristela Alonzo

To me, a multi-cam is just like the feeling you get from the audience. — Cristela Alonzo

Kobe Bryant is the most talented player in the game today; he could do anything. — Alonzo Mourning

The artistic path is a fearless occupation. — Alonzo King

The purpose of art is higher than art. What we are really interested in are masterpieces of humanity. — Alonzo King

I know that all good things must come to an end and I've had an incredible ride. I just want to end it on the right note. — Alonzo Mourning

I think in every lesson there's a blessing, and there's so many blessings from all the lessons I've had to go through in life. — Alonzo Mourning

Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home. — Alonzo Bodden

Georgetown. Alonzo was the guy I always heard about. I've always wanted to measure myself against the best. — Shaquille O'Neal

I always find heroes who are just like me,
I forget they're only human, and like me, broken — Terrence Alonzo Craft

I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough. — Cristela Alonzo

I listen to myself, I listen to my body, my mind; I follow my heart. — Alonzo Mourning

I had to develop the mentality and stay positive about making my comeback. — Alonzo Mourning

There's a disappointment there because I still feel there's an emptiness in my career that just wasn't filled. — Alonzo Mourning

Fear, safety, and conformity make you mediocre and average — Alonzo King

I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up. — Alonzo Bodden

I ride because there's nothing like in the world. It's a passion. It's something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine not doing it. — Alonzo Bodden

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce? — Alonzo Bodden

My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else. — Cristela Alonzo

I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch. — Cristela Alonzo

Every man's disease is his personal property. — Alonzo M. Clark

I can't tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get. — Cristela Alonzo

I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim ... — Alonzo Bodden

If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes. — Cristela Alonzo

I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and to make her feel good. — Cristela Alonzo

Is this my best team ever? I won't know that for another 20 years or so. — Amos Alonzo Stagg

I pray not for victory, but to do my best. — Amos Alonzo Stagg

I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative. — Cristela Alonzo

My favorite movie is 'Die Hard.' It doesn't have pinatas and mariachis. It's just a good movie. — Cristela Alonzo

My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner. — Cristela Alonzo

I could always make people laugh. — Alonzo Bodden

I'm excited about what the future will bring and I think the best is yet to come. — Alonzo Mourning

The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent. — Cristela Alonzo

What's interesting about you is you. — Alonzo King

Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears. — Alonzo Bodden

My family doesn't understand trying to chase your dreams because they were all about survival. — Cristela Alonzo

Art is a form of intelligence, it can be developed, it's linked to intuition and it's something that all humans have — Alonzo King

Forgiveness is the language of heaven. — Rebecca Nichols Alonzo

Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat. — Alonzo Bodden

It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture. — Cristela Alonzo

If we all make a concerted effort and try to improve the life of someone else, then this world would be a better place to live in. — Alonzo Mourning