
No man is too good to be the athletic coach for youth. —
Amos Alonzo Stagg

Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot. —
Cristela Alonzo

To change the world, you must first change yourself. And baby, that's hard enough. —
Alonzo King

Layer upon layer of soft-packed snowflakes settled in near silence, forming a quilt of feathery ice crystals. —
Rebecca Nichols Alonzo

Never had any mathematical conversations with anybody, because there was nobody else in my field. —
Alonzo Church

The first eight years of my life, we lived in an abandoned diner - we were basically squatters. —
Cristela Alonzo

To me, a multi-cam is just like the feeling you get from the audience. —
Cristela Alonzo

Kobe Bryant is the most talented player in the game today; he could do anything. —
Alonzo Mourning

The artistic path is a fearless occupation. —
Alonzo King

The purpose of art is higher than art. What we are really interested in are masterpieces of humanity. —
Alonzo King

I know that all good things must come to an end and I've had an incredible ride. I just want to end it on the right note. —
Alonzo Mourning

I think in every lesson there's a blessing, and there's so many blessings from all the lessons I've had to go through in life. —
Alonzo Mourning

Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home. —
Alonzo Bodden

Georgetown.
Alonzo was the guy I always heard about. I've always wanted to measure myself against the best. —
Shaquille O'Neal

I always find heroes who are just like me,
I forget they're only human, and like me, broken —
Terrence Alonzo Craft

I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough. —
Cristela Alonzo

I listen to myself, I listen to my body, my mind; I follow my heart. —
Alonzo Mourning

I had to develop the mentality and stay positive about making my comeback. —
Alonzo Mourning

There's a disappointment there because I still feel there's an emptiness in my career that just wasn't filled. —
Alonzo Mourning

Fear, safety, and conformity make you mediocre and average —
Alonzo King

I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up. —
Alonzo Bodden

I ride because there's nothing like in the world. It's a passion. It's something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine not doing it. —
Alonzo Bodden

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce? —
Alonzo Bodden

My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else. —
Cristela Alonzo

I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch. —
Cristela Alonzo

Every man's disease is his personal property. —
Alonzo M. Clark

I can't tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get. —
Cristela Alonzo

I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim ... —
Alonzo Bodden

If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes. —
Cristela Alonzo

I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and to make her feel good. —
Cristela Alonzo

Is this my best team ever? I won't know that for another 20 years or so. —
Amos Alonzo Stagg

I pray not for victory, but to do my best. —
Amos Alonzo Stagg

I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative. —
Cristela Alonzo

My favorite movie is 'Die Hard.' It doesn't have pinatas and mariachis. It's just a good movie. —
Cristela Alonzo

My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner. —
Cristela Alonzo

I could always make people laugh. —
Alonzo Bodden

I'm excited about what the future will bring and I think the best is yet to come. —
Alonzo Mourning

The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent. —
Cristela Alonzo

What's interesting about you is you. —
Alonzo King

Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears. —
Alonzo Bodden

My family doesn't understand trying to chase your dreams because they were all about survival. —
Cristela Alonzo

Art is a form of intelligence, it can be developed, it's linked to intuition and it's something that all humans have —
Alonzo King

Forgiveness is the language of heaven. —
Rebecca Nichols Alonzo

Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat. —
Alonzo Bodden

It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture. —
Cristela Alonzo

If we all make a concerted effort and try to improve the life of someone else, then this world would be a better place to live in. —
Alonzo Mourning