
I love the little kids... they're my minions. —
Jenn Cooksey

The writer isn't made in a vacuum. Writers are witnesses. The reason we need writers is because we need witnesses to this terrifying century. —
E.L. Doctorow

Katherine the Midwife —
Darynda Jones

I think the world would be a simpler place if 'douche' and 'touche' were pronounced the same. —
Travis J. Dahnke

A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I was here." —
Frank Carson

Re: Central Park
But the height proved the awesome truth that the park was made by man: nature re-created where it had been killed. —
Rafael Yglesias

It's the same the world over. A Hollywood production comes to town, and the locals all turn movie crazy. —
Roger Ebert