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Be IN it. Get drunk in the moment.
— Alonzo King
I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.
— Alonzo Bodden
I grew up in the suburbs. I'm an angry suburban nergo. I'm bad in, like, Starbucks. I'll hurt you over a frappuccino.
— Alonzo Bodden
In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.
— Alonzo Bodden
When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want.
— Cristela Alonzo
A lot of my material was based on my family.
— Cristela Alonzo
That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets.
— Cristela Alonzo
I was hurting. I had some ailments I was dealing with. It's not like I was holding out.
— Alonzo Mourning
Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen.
— Cristela Alonzo
There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic.
— Cristela Alonzo
I am reaching a point in my life where the basketball chapter in my life is slowly closing from a competition standpoint.
— Alonzo Mourning
Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years ... it's called cash.
— Alonzo Bodden
My health is the No. 1 concern and my longevity is the No. 1 concern.
— Alonzo Mourning
I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.
— Alonzo Bodden
A win is a win, regardless of how you look at it.
— Alonzo Mourning
You can want and hope, or you can make it happen.
— Alonzo Mourning
I like psycho chicks ... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open.
— Alonzo Bodden
To me, the coaching profession is one of the noblest and most far-reaching in building manhood.
— Amos Alonzo Stagg
For spirits like ours, freedom is consumption, transportation on beams of sun
— Terrence Alonzo Craft
Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears.
— Alonzo Bodden
My favorite movie is 'Die Hard.' It doesn't have pinatas and mariachis. It's just a good movie.
— Cristela Alonzo
I know that all good things must come to an end and I've had an incredible ride. I just want to end it on the right note.
— Alonzo Mourning
My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner.
— Cristela Alonzo
I could always make people laugh.
— Alonzo Bodden
The purpose of art is higher than art. What we are really interested in are masterpieces of humanity.
— Alonzo King
The artistic path is a fearless occupation.
— Alonzo King
What's interesting about you is you.
— Alonzo King
To me, a multi-cam is just like the feeling you get from the audience.
— Cristela Alonzo
I think in every lesson there's a blessing, and there's so many blessings from all the lessons I've had to go through in life.
— Alonzo Mourning
My family doesn't understand trying to chase your dreams because they were all about survival.
— Cristela Alonzo
The first eight years of my life, we lived in an abandoned diner - we were basically squatters.
— Cristela Alonzo
Art is a form of intelligence, it can be developed, it's linked to intuition and it's something that all humans have
— Alonzo King
Forgiveness is the language of heaven.
— Rebecca Nichols Alonzo
Never had any mathematical conversations with anybody, because there was nobody else in my field.
— Alonzo Church
Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat.
— Alonzo Bodden
No man is too good to be the athletic coach for youth.
— Amos Alonzo Stagg
It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture.
— Cristela Alonzo
Layer upon layer of soft-packed snowflakes settled in near silence, forming a quilt of feathery ice crystals.
— Rebecca Nichols Alonzo
If we all make a concerted effort and try to improve the life of someone else, then this world would be a better place to live in.
— Alonzo Mourning
Every man's disease is his personal property.
— Alonzo M. Clark
I listen to myself, I listen to my body, my mind; I follow my heart.
— Alonzo Mourning
I always find heroes who are just like me, I forget they're only human, and like me, broken — Terrence Alonzo Craft
There's a disappointment there because I still feel there's an emptiness in my career that just wasn't filled.
— Alonzo Mourning
I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.
— Alonzo Bodden
I ride because there's nothing like in the world. It's a passion. It's something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine not doing it.
— Alonzo Bodden
Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?
— Alonzo Bodden
Georgetown. Alonzo was the guy I always heard about. I've always wanted to measure myself against the best.
— Shaquille O'Neal
My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.
— Cristela Alonzo
I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch.
— Cristela Alonzo
I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.
— Cristela Alonzo
I can't tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get.
— Cristela Alonzo
Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home.
— Alonzo Bodden
I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim ...
— Alonzo Bodden
If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.
— Cristela Alonzo
I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and to make her feel good.
— Cristela Alonzo
Is this my best team ever? I won't know that for another 20 years or so.
— Amos Alonzo Stagg
Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot.
— Cristela Alonzo
I pray not for victory, but to do my best.
— Amos Alonzo Stagg
I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative.
— Cristela Alonzo