Alcoholic Humor Quotes
Collection of top 26 famous quotes about Alcoholic Humor
Alcoholic Humor Quotes & Sayings
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True democracy or the swaraj of the masses can never come through untruthful and violent means.
— Lal Bahadur Shastri
A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.
— Carolyn G. Heilbrun
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
— Natasha Leggero
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
After tonight I will not date put pen to paper again. A blank page to me is like a drink to an alcoholic.
— Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey
Nothing can be changed in the system when the system itself is revolting against those who opposed violence.
— Nilantha Ilangamuwa
Maybe Dracula wasn't a vampire, just a raging alcoholic who was constantly hungover.
— Krystal Sutherland
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.
— Chelsea Handler
You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!""When you say it like that it sounds bad ... — S.L.J. Shortt
My love was Bob Dylan, but as I got older I realized a good ballad was a good ballad.
— Bonnie Raitt
No being a good campaigner, if you're not a good neighbour.
— John-Paul Flintoff
He was one of the fortunate few for whom there simply was no discernible line between work and play, between creation and recreation.
— George F. Will
And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.
— Augusten Burroughs
Building your own business is the best way to become rich. Then you can begin investing in other assets.
— Robert Kiyosaki
Happiness is an illusion
— ShinigamiGew
I've spent five hundred years waiting to feel toward anyone the way I feel toward you.
— Elizabeth Hunter
It's just like an alcoholic to think he's doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong.
— Michele W. Miller
I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.
— Michaela Haze