A Ha Quotes

It's going to give you nightmares for the rest of your wasted life.
Oh, my God, I was so badass. It was all I could do not to give a mwa ha ha! — James Patterson

Bright and wild like fire. Ha. Friendless and alone like a pathetic loser was more like it. — Mark Peter Hughes

I do not believe in this command leadership. Dangerous doctrine 'yan ha. Because you cannot know everything your men do. — Teodoro A. Agoncillo

A kid who has just started to lie is taking the first step as a storyteller. — Young-Ha Kim

You said, 'Life is a tragedy, but its meaning lies in how we face the tragedy. — Ha Jin

Ha! for a divine and lordly manor, there is nothing like solid ground. — Francois Rabelais

There are only two ways to be a god: through creation or murder. — Young-Ha Kim

Ha, ha, ha, thou entanglest thyself in thine own work like a silkworm. — John Webster

Uh huh, I said, cringing and sipping at the wine. Okay, I gulped. Sue me, I was about to get my hoo-ha ripped to shreds; I was a wee bit nervous. — Christine Zolendz

Dead is dead, Cheris. Do you think it makes any difference whether you're killed by a knife in the back or a bullet? — Yoon Ha Lee

What is national freedom if not a people's inner freedom to cultivate its abilities along the beaten path of its history? — Ahad Ha'am

There are different ways to organise capitalism. Free-market capitalism is only one of them-and not a very good one at that. — Ha-Joon Chang

"if a rock falls on another rock on the other side of the moon, how does Islam explain it?"
"Who Cares?" — Nuh Ha Mim Keller

What was a shadow, after all, but a shape in the moving world reduced to a projection of possibilities? — Yoon Ha Lee

He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny. — Shaquille O'Neal

I'm a reasonably good actor, and I'm an average naval officer. Ha, ha! — Mark Hadlow

(Australia. The only continent designed with a difficulty rating of "ha ha fuck you no.") — Seanan McGuire

The silence could have swallowed a star. — Yoon Ha Lee

I am a Smedry, and we do ridiculous, unexpected, eccentric things like this all the time! Ha-ha! — Brandon Sanderson

Nick is driving us," Jamie informed him. "Nick has a car. Nick has TWO cars. Ha! — Sarah Rees Brennan

Them as ha' never had a cushion don't miss it. — George Eliot

The game played a song and Mr. D progressed to level 254. Ha! — Rick Riordan

My father was a great sympathizer of Ahad Ha'am. Every Friday night we would read Hebrew together, and often the reading was Ahad Ha'am's essays. — Noam Chomsky

Spector is a good guy, but he's a nut. Ha, ha, ha! You know, I love him, but he's unpredictable. He's OK as long as he don't drink. — Ike Turner

Taking away people's names denied their power, a lesson Cheris tried not to think about. — Yoon Ha Lee

Home for the exile in a secular and contingent world is always provisional — Trinh T. Minh-ha

How in the name of ash and talon did that fucking Vidona fit a fucking fungal canister on a fucking bannermoth? — Yoon Ha Lee

The man doesn't look like he belongs in a world of parking tickets and potted begonias and pencil sharpeners. But he can learn, the way you have. — Yoon Ha Lee

Aha!"
My chaperone looked at me like I should aha! back, but all I could manage was a quiet "ah." I made a note to ha later. — Lemony Snicket

I love cats. I have a lot of cat tales, ha ha, so to speak. A lot of my cats come to me. They show up at my house. I'm kind of a cat lady that way. — Gina Gershon

Usually my 'a-ha' moments are when I'm not trying to think of how to solve a particular problem. — Tony Hsieh

The archtraitor and madman Shuos Jedao had appeared as a Ninefox Crowned with Eyes, visionary and strategist, but had proved to be an Immolation Fox. — Yoon Ha Lee

It would ha' been a good deal easier, if ye'd only been a witch. — Diana Gabaldon

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha. — Jessica Simpson

Psychotic rapists don't have friends."
"I was unaware you were a psychotic rapist or I would not have offered."
"Ha."
-Mac and V'Lane — Karen Marie Moning

And not a single mark on the Lamborghini. Ha! Eat steel, you soul-sucking bastards! (Kyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Ha. You have no idea how hard a guy gets off from a good prostate massage. — Elle Kennedy

Why does nothing change, even when you set out for a faraway place? — Young-Ha Kim

Democracy and markets are both fundamental building blocks for a decent society. But they clash at a fundamental level. We need to balance them. — Ha-Joon Chang

A novel, basically, is writing one sentence - then, without violating the scope of the first one, writing the next sentence. — Young-Ha Kim

Glory be!' said the Cabby. 'I'd ha' been a better man all my life if I'd known there were things like this. — C.S. Lewis

You always have a choice," Jedao said. "It's just that most of them are bad. — Yoon Ha Lee

To everyone who thinks writing a sequel should be easy because you've already clreated the universe: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Heh. No. — John Scalzi

Life is a journey, and you can't carry everything with you. Only the usable baggage. — Ha Jin

Lots of narcissistic people have helped lots of other people with their music. That's such a narcissistic thing to say! Ha ha! — Marina And The Diamonds

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. — Kim Young-ha

The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is it a hammer? — Thom Yorke

You strive to have a good heart. But what is a heart? Just a chunk of flesh that a dog can eat. — Ha Jin

If ye loved him, he must ha' been a good man.'
'Yes, he ... was.'
'Then I shall do my best to honor his spirit by serving his wife. — Diana Gabaldon

We're all traitors now." "Ha!" the old lady said. "Only if we lose. — James S.A. Corey

Friendship is not so simple. It is hard to get and takes a long time, but when one ha it one cannot get rid of it, one has to face it. — Albert Camus

The driver wound down the window and leaned out. "Had a crash then?" he shouted at them. "Yes." "Ha!" he said and drove on — Douglas Adams

Ha. "Against my will I am sent to bid you come into dinner." There's a double meaning in that.
-Benedick (Much Ado) — William Shakespeare

Ha! Satan, you're a liar! — Neta Jackson

English has more flexibility. It's a very plastic, very shapeable, very expressive language. In that sense it feels quite natural. — Ha Jin

Cordelia! stay a little. Ha! What is't thou say'st? Her voice was ever soft. — William Shakespeare

Art is about going a little nuts and justifying the next sentence. — Young-Ha Kim

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! — Eddie Murphy

Aye, I believe ye, Sassenach. But it would ha' been a good deal easier if you'd only been a witch. — Diana Gabaldon

You think it's a game?
Unintelligible? Ha!
Envision no spoons.

This is serious.
It is a matter of joy
versus emptiness. — Kristen Henderson

I think this notion that public enterprises do not work and therefore nationalization will be a disaster, I mean, it's not supported by evidence. — Ha-Joon Chang

Never go up against a Sicilian when death, is on the line.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..........(thump) — Ned Vizzini

When we assess the impact of technological changes, we tend to downplay things that happened a while ago. — Ha-Joon Chang

Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears. — Douglas Adams

"He sido un hombre afortunado en la vida, nada me ha sido facil." "I've been a fortunate man in life, nothing has come easy" — Sigmund Freud

Ha, Eleanor thought, you'd be surprised what could be a surprise at this point. — Rainbow Rowell

The Korean economic miracle was the result of a clever and pragmatic mixture of market incentives and state direction. — Ha-Joon Chang

A well-designed welfare state can actually encourage people to take chances with their jobs and be more, not less, open to changes. — Ha-Joon Chang

Remember that despite the fact that I'm a traitor and mass murderer, one of us is expendable, and it isn't me. — Yoon Ha Lee

The best way to boost the economy is to redistribute wealth downward, as poorer people tend to spend a higher proportion of their income. — Ha-Joon Chang

But most good writers are Don Quixote at heart, and unreasonableness is often a condition of art. — Ha Jin

Yeah. Having a corporeal form was way less of a party when you had to think of other people's feelings. Ha. Welcome to my world. — Stacey Kade

He laughed. A strained, ha, ha, ha, I may die of this laugh. — Tessa Dare

She'd wanted so badly to kiss Nat Sullivan. To prove she wasn't a victim anymore. To prove she was normal. Ha! — Toni Anderson

Ha-shem to do His dirty work, namely, punishing sin. It can be read that Mastema, not Adonai, — J.A. Konrath

Plain girls who were also clever were a ha'pence a dozen. — Julie Anne Long

Well, I guess life's a bitch and then you die
-Totally Captivated — Yoo Ha Jin

We can't ignore the fact that ahead of us is a great war and this war is going to need significant preparation. — Ahad Ha'am

La lingua non ha ossa, ma rompe il dorsol... The tongue has no bones but can break a man's back! — Wally Lamb

Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha! — Terry Pratchett

Brilliant? Ha! Your about as bright as a black hole!' Ellen resorted. — Charles Ogden

Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living. — Garrison Keillor

when they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown — Tri T. Ha

Beauty is a King that needs to be obeyed — Nuh Ha Mim Keller

What are you?
"A man with a rope?"
"Ha-ha. — Karen Marie Moning

I don't have your way with words "Sin said. "So I'm just going to go with a quick response. Ha — Sarah Rees Brennan

Perfectly clear, it's part of our plans, we're eliminating the Jews, exterminating them. Ha! A small matter. — Heinrich Himmler

Her finger-nails were painted five different colours, looking like the paints in a child's paintbox; and she was as innocent as a child. — G.K. Chesterton

(Cabbages were a Kel idiosyncrasy. They were adamant about their spiced cabbage pickles.) Appearance-wise — Yoon Ha Lee

I have no time in the world but the time in which I am
and that lasts a moment and passes like a cloud. — Samuel Ha-Nagid

Robert Redford, ha ha! He's a very attractive man and I'm not. Or Noel Edmonds, as he's a friend of mine and knows me well. — Tony Blackburn

I didn't think he was a robot ... but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how could I tell? Ha ha! — James Patterson

I WAS NOT EXPECTING A NAC MAC FEEGLE TODAY, said Death. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE WORN PROTECTIVE CLOTHING, HA HA. — Terry Pratchett

As someone from a developing country, I have a problem with rich countries thinking they can tell us anything, simply because they are giving money. — Ha-Joon Chang

Overcoming the myth that there is such a thing as an objectively defined 'free market' is the first step towards understanding capitalism. — Ha-Joon Chang

The more you move, the stronger you'll grow, not like a tree that can be killed if you uproot it. — Ha Jin

What do you think the Order is going to do?" he asks.
"Help us open a door to Hell, if we're lucky," I reply. Lucky. Ha ha. The irony. — Kendare Blake

Life is a continuous cycle of once-terrifying things becoming normal. — Young-Ha Kim

All communication is manipulation," Jedao said. "You're a mathematician. You should know that from information theory. — Yoon Ha Lee

Hi," (cough), "my name is Jasmin Field. I'm a journalist. So don't piss me off. Ha ha. And um - well, I can't really act. Ha ha." No one laughed. — Melissa Nathan