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Dex leveled a fake-sultry gaze at me. Are you coming on to me?
— Rachel Hawkins
The fact Jeff Teague has never been an All-Star is puzzling to me because he's certainly an All-Star-caliber player,
— Frank Vogel
Every manager dreams of a job like this [the England job] and I will be sure to learn English within one month.
— Fabio Capello
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
— Henny Youngman
Men walk this tightrope where any sign of weakness illicits shame, and so they're afraid to make themselves vulnerable for fear of looking weak.
— Brene Brown
I think you're running into a lot of trouble if your idea of foreplay is, 'Brace yourself honey, here I come!'
— Phil McGraw
We need to teach our nation to detest any form of plots, insinuations, evil intrigues and violence.
— Sunday Adelaja
Colleges would compete by adding professors, enhancing programmes or building nicer facilities. So they competed by making institutions better.
— Clayton M Christensen
I can change the world with my own two hands
— Jack Johnson
Years later, I learned an English word for the creature that Assef was, a word for which a good Farsi equivalent does not exist: sociopath.
— Khaled Hosseini
I've never met a murderer as far as I know. I would hate to.
— Ruth Rendell