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Paul Reiser quotes: The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

Paul Reiser quotes: She kind of reminds one of Helen. There's something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins.

She kind of reminds one of Helen. There's something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins.

Paul Reiser quotes: In the history of life, no good news has followed that sentence ["We have to talk."].

In the history of life, no good news has followed that sentence ["We have to talk."].

Paul Reiser quotes: There's something very refreshing about being on stage.

There's something very refreshing about being on stage.

Paul Reiser quotes: Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

Paul Reiser quotes: If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.

If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.

Paul Reiser quotes: Once in a while you get a moment of clarity - an inspiration - and they don't come that frequently.

Once in a while you get a moment of clarity - an inspiration - and they don't come that frequently.

Paul Reiser quotes: As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were.

As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were.

Paul Reiser quotes: I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar.

I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar.

Paul Reiser quotes: This is not the most right I've ever been.

This is not the most right I've ever been.

Paul Reiser quotes: There are two types of people in life - those who get it and those who don't.

There are two types of people in life - those who get it and those who don't.

Paul Reiser quotes: The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

Paul Reiser quotes: They don't see that whole pattern. Worm/death. Worm/death. I would catch on.

They don't see that whole pattern. Worm/death. Worm/death. I would catch on.

Paul Reiser quotes: Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

Paul Reiser quotes: I'd never directed before and this movie's too important to me to put in the hands of some guy who has never directed. Even if it's me.

I'd never directed before and this movie's too important to me to put in the hands of some guy who has never directed. Even if it's me.

Paul Reiser quotes: Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in,

Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in,

Paul Reiser quotes: He was born early. But he was born within a safe range of premature.

He was born early. But he was born within a safe range of premature.

Paul Reiser quotes: A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles.

A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles.

Paul Reiser quotes: Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years.

Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years.

Paul Reiser quotes: Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway.

Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway.

Paul Reiser quotes: Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together.

Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together.

Paul Reiser quotes: I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my baby so I can eat potato salad sitting

I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my baby so I can eat potato salad sitting down.

Paul Reiser quotes: Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that.

Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that.

Paul Reiser quotes: You know what? The obvious is obvious for a reason.

You know what? The obvious is obvious for a reason.

Paul Reiser quotes: Not only do I sing to him, I sing entire conversations. You become Jerry Lewis.

Not only do I sing to him, I sing entire conversations. You become Jerry Lewis.

Paul Reiser quotes: I'm not smart enough to write about something that didn't actually happen to me. But I couldn't write a space movie if you put a gun to my head.

I'm not smart enough to write about something that didn't actually happen to me. But I couldn't write a space movie if you put a gun to my head.

Paul Reiser quotes: Happiness is the quiet lull between problems.

Happiness is the quiet lull between problems.

Paul Reiser quotes: We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile.

We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile.

Paul Reiser quotes: They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them.

They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them.

Paul Reiser quotes: We made this movie for $17, and nobody got anything. So it never dawned on me that we would get real people.

We made this movie for $17, and nobody got anything. So it never dawned on me that we would get real people.

Paul Reiser quotes: The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox.

The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox.

Paul Reiser quotes: Younger kids, they understand that things aren't so perfect with their father or with their mother.

Younger kids, they understand that things aren't so perfect with their father or with their mother.