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Paul Provenza quotes: I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I love his smooth hairless body.

I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I love his smooth hairless body.

Paul Provenza quotes: Children in a third world country. That's how we spread democracy.

Children in a third world country. That's how we spread democracy.

Paul Provenza quotes: Social media allows comics to bypass the gatekeepers and connect directly with people who will want to come see them.

Social media allows comics to bypass the gatekeepers and connect directly with people who will want to come see them.

Paul Provenza quotes: We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!

We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!

$Paul Provenza quotes: I actually had to leave the country for infractions to fall off my record.$ I actually had to leave the country for infractions to fall off my record.

Paul Provenza quotes: There is no democrats or republicans, right or left, red state or blue state. We are all one. And we are all unified against Mexicans.

There is no democrats or republicans, right or left, red state or blue state. We are all one. And we are all unified against Mexicans.

Paul Provenza quotes: I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny.

I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny.