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Pat Paulsen quotes: Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.

Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.

Pat Paulsen quotes: We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.

We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.

Pat Paulsen quotes: Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

Pat Paulsen quotes: I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.

I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.

Pat Paulsen quotes: On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

Pat Paulsen quotes: They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!

They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!

Pat Paulsen quotes: Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk.

Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk.

Pat Paulsen quotes: If elected, I will win.

If elected, I will win.

Pat Paulsen quotes: In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

Pat Paulsen quotes: Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

Pat Paulsen quotes: I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

Pat Paulsen quotes: Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

Pat Paulsen quotes: People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'

People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'

Pat Paulsen quotes: The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

Pat Paulsen quotes: As I've always said: The future lies ahead.

As I've always said: The future lies ahead.

Pat Paulsen quotes: Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

Pat Paulsen quotes: A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?

Pat Paulsen quotes: So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

Pat Paulsen quotes: Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?

Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?

Pat Paulsen quotes: I don't need adult supervision.

I don't need adult supervision.

Pat Paulsen quotes: The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.

The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.

Pat Paulsen quotes: I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.

Pat Paulsen quotes: The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

Pat Paulsen quotes: It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

Pat Paulsen quotes: I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

Pat Paulsen quotes: I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

Pat Paulsen quotes: The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

Pat Paulsen quotes: Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

Pat Paulsen quotes: Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

Pat Paulsen quotes: If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

Pat Paulsen quotes: I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Pat Paulsen quotes: In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.

In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.

Pat Paulsen quotes: You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.

You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.

Pat Paulsen quotes: If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

Pat Paulsen quotes: No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

Pat Paulsen quotes: I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

Pat Paulsen quotes: Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.

Pat Paulsen quotes: I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

Pat Paulsen quotes: Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

Pat Paulsen quotes: Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

Pat Paulsen quotes: All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Pat Paulsen quotes: Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

Pat Paulsen quotes: Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'

Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'

Pat Paulsen quotes: In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

Pat Paulsen quotes: I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.

I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.

Pat Paulsen quotes: Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Pat Paulsen quotes: I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?

I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?

Pat Paulsen quotes: I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'

I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'