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Nicole McKay quotes: I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.

I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.

Nicole McKay quotes: Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.

Nicole McKay quotes: The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.

The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.

Nicole McKay quotes: I had a dream about you last night ... Well I say dream I mean nightmare ... you were a Yankee fan.

I had a dream about you last night ... Well I say dream I mean nightmare ... you were a Yankee fan.

Nicole McKay quotes: If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.

If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.

Nicole McKay quotes: Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

Nicole McKay quotes: I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them

I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.

Nicole McKay quotes: A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.

A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.

Nicole McKay quotes: For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.

For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.

Nicole McKay quotes: You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.

You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.

Nicole McKay quotes: You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

Nicole McKay quotes: Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.

Nicole McKay quotes: A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.

A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.

Nicole McKay quotes: A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.

A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.

Nicole McKay quotes: You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!

You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!

Nicole McKay quotes: A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

Nicole McKay quotes: A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!

Nicole McKay quotes: The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

Nicole McKay quotes: A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

Nicole McKay quotes: I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.

I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.

Nicole McKay quotes: A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me?

A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me?