Mike Epps Quotes

Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.

I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.

I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.

We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.

I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble.

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.

The whole Miami Heat team is my least my favorite athlete. Why? Because they keep beating my Pacers.

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.

I used to be a dusty little child.

I would love to play Magnum P.I.

Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material.

You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.

May I never forget, on my best day, that I need God as desperately as I did on my worst day

You know how Hollywood is: They just follow suit.