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Maureen Johnson quotes: Rise and shine, porcupines! Rise and shine, porcupines!
Maureen Johnson quotes: Keep calm and carry on. Also, stay in and hide because the Ripper is coming. Keep calm and carry on.
Also, stay in and hide because the Ripper is coming.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Sometimes people graduate but they don't leave. They hang around for years, for no reason. I would think of ghosts like that, I decided. Sometimes people graduate but they don't leave. They hang around for years, for no reason. I would think of ghosts like that, I decided.
Maureen Johnson quotes: We study there a lot because ... what other choice does society give us, right? It's Starbucks or death, sometimes. We study there a lot because ... what other choice does society give us, right? It's Starbucks or death, sometimes.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I live alone," Knud said, "and I work alone, but I am never truly alone. I do my ancestor's work. I live the entire history of my country and people. I live alone," Knud said, "and I work alone, but I am never truly alone. I do my ancestor's work. I live the entire history of my country and people.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I love Ginny's expedition! I love Ginny's expedition!
Maureen Johnson quotes: Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing! Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing!
Maureen Johnson quotes: Money is for doing things, my love. Don't sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn't hatch. I should know. I've made enough of it. Money is for doing things, my love. Don't sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn't hatch. I should know. I've made enough of it.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Prefects. I had learned this one. Student council types, but with superpowers. They who must be obeyed. Prefects. I had learned this one. Student council types, but with superpowers. They who must be obeyed.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Rory, do you want to go live in the sky? On a Pegasus? Rory, do you want to go live in the sky? On a Pegasus?
Maureen Johnson quotes: Walk really, really carefully. It's not complicated, but if you mess up, you'll die, so pay attention. Walk really, really carefully. It's not complicated, but if you mess up, you'll die, so pay attention.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I had always liked him, but it never occurred to me to like him, like him. I had always liked him, but it never occurred to me to like him, like him.
Maureen Johnson quotes: My final word: don't follow your dreams ... chase them. With a stick, or a shovel, or whatever you have handy. Get that [bleep]ing dream! My final word: don't follow your dreams ... chase them. With a stick, or a shovel, or whatever you have handy. Get that [bleep]ing dream!
Maureen Johnson quotes: A woman who shaves or otherwise depilates her pubic curls has a profound interest in recreational sex. A woman who shaves or otherwise depilates her pubic curls has a profound interest in recreational sex.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Salt. Wound. Together at last. Salt. Wound. Together at last.
Maureen Johnson quotes: You have to imagine your way through. Never say something can't be done, even if it's weird. You have to imagine your way through. Never say something can't be done, even if it's weird.
Maureen Johnson quotes: You can never visit the same place twice. Each time, it's a different story. By the very act of coming back, you wipe out what came before. You can never visit the same place twice. Each time, it's a different story. By the very act of coming back, you wipe out what came before.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Once again, her parents' problems had run through her life like a piece of heavy equipment, smashing everything in their way. Once again, her parents' problems had run through her life like a piece of heavy equipment, smashing everything in their way.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I had always assumed the weekend was a holy tradition, respected by good people everywhere. Not so at Wexford. I had always assumed the weekend was a holy tradition, respected by good people everywhere. Not so at Wexford.
Maureen Johnson quotes: He was the closest thing she had to a pony. He was the closest thing she had to a pony.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies. Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Things change. Never act is if situations won't change Things change. Never act is if situations won't change
Maureen Johnson quotes: Tell me what you want, what you really, really want," he said."Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison. Tell me what you want, what you really, really want," he said.
"Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I never shut up'Yes, you do'Not much'I could make you shut up'Oh, yeah? ... How? I never shut up'
Yes, you do'
Not much'
I could make you shut up'
Oh, yeah? ... How?
Maureen Johnson quotes: People can't really sympathize with you properly when you've woken them up People can't really sympathize with you properly when you've woken them up
Maureen Johnson quotes: I could pretend, at least, and if I pretended long enough, maybe I could make it into a reality. I could pretend, at least, and if I pretended long enough, maybe I could make it into a reality.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I take my best lessons from nature, and nature says 'When something flies at your head- move. I take my best lessons from nature, and nature says 'When something flies at your head- move.
Maureen Johnson quotes: What tinfoil?" he asked. What tinfoil?" he asked.
Maureen Johnson quotes: You could wear the same outfit every single day and no guy - who isn't gay - will notice. You could wear the same outfit every single day and no guy - who isn't gay - will notice.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners. I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.
Maureen Johnson quotes: and things that looked just like palaces even thought they probably weren't. and things that looked just like palaces even thought they probably weren't.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Sometimes it is worth any amount of suffering just to prevent giving your parents the opportunity to be right. Sometimes it is worth any amount of suffering just to prevent giving your parents the opportunity to be right.
Maureen Johnson quotes: We all know what we're doing. Whether we realize it or not. We all know what we're doing. Whether we realize it or not.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Running away is pretty pathetic, but it's even worse getting caught. Running away is pretty pathetic, but it's even worse getting caught.
Maureen Johnson quotes: It's always easier to say good-bye when you know it's just a prelude to hello. It's always easier to say good-bye when you know it's just a prelude to hello.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I guess life is full of maybes. I guess life is full of maybes.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison."It's both sad and incredibly impressive that you were all ready with that one. Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison.
"It's both sad and incredibly impressive that you were all ready with that one.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Fear can't hurt you. When it washes over you, give it no power. it's a snake with no venom. Fear can't hurt you. When it washes over you, give it no power. it's a snake with no venom.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Can I tell you something you really don't want to hear? He's going to break up with you. - Stuart Can I tell you something you really don't want to hear? He's going to break up with you. - Stuart
Maureen Johnson quotes: But when we live, we believe that we have a right to everything in the universe - that everything is ours to touch. But when we live, we believe that we have a right to everything in the universe - that everything is ours to touch.
Maureen Johnson quotes: And if we get caught, I will claim I made you go. At gunpoint. I am American. People will assume I'm armed. And if we get caught, I will claim I made you go. At gunpoint. I am American. People will assume I'm armed.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Charlotte had been beaten over the head with a lamp by an invisible man. I was prepared to give her a pass. Charlotte had been beaten over the head with a lamp by an invisible man. I was prepared to give her a pass.
Maureen Johnson quotes: People don't change . . . You just sort of have to take them like they are. People don't change . . . You just sort of have to take them like they are.
Maureen Johnson quotes: It was as if the news itself wanted to reassure me. Even Jack the Ripper himself had reappeared as part of the greeting committee. It was as if the news itself wanted to reassure me. Even Jack the Ripper himself had reappeared as part of the greeting committee.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I have no phobias. Phobias are irrational. My fears are rational and CAREFULLY CULTIVATED, like roses. I have no phobias. Phobias are irrational. My fears are rational and CAREFULLY CULTIVATED, like roses.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Well, what now? You have no job. I have no job. Wanna play Jenga? Well, what now? You have no job. I have no job. Wanna play Jenga?
Maureen Johnson quotes: Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it. Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Something about this boat screamed, I am a very popular model in the world's oil-bearing regions. I cost more than your soul! Something about this boat screamed, I am a very popular model in the world's oil-bearing regions. I cost more than your soul!
Maureen Johnson quotes: Fear can't hurt you," she said. "When it washes over you, give it no power. It's a snake with no venom. Remember that. That knowledge can save you. Fear can't hurt you," she said. "When it washes over you, give it no power. It's a snake with no venom. Remember that. That knowledge can save you.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I knew it was beautiful, but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things, and I didn't care. I knew it was beautiful, but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things, and I didn't care.
Maureen Johnson quotes: She firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower. She firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower.
Maureen Johnson quotes: It was like the entire world was colluding to make me feel insane, and it was doing a really good job. It was like the entire world was colluding to make me feel insane, and it was doing a really good job.
Maureen Johnson quotes: It just seemed like telling the truth would mean admitting some weakness It just seemed like telling the truth would mean admitting some weakness
Maureen Johnson quotes: It could have been like a fairy tale. But fairy tales aren't real. Things don't work like that. There's a price for everything. It could have been like a fairy tale. But fairy tales aren't real. Things don't work like that. There's a price for everything.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I am a mass of contradictions. I am a mass of contradictions.
Maureen Johnson quotes: We Deveauxs preferred to talk you to death, rather than face you in physical combat. We Deveauxs preferred to talk you to death, rather than face you in physical combat.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I like you because you were mad. And you're pretty. And pretty sane for a mad person. I like you because you were mad. And you're pretty. And pretty sane for a mad person.
Maureen Johnson quotes: The kids I talk to are readers, and the craziest, the most dedicated readers you will ever see. The kids I talk to are readers, and the craziest, the most dedicated readers you will ever see.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Although it was very cold, he wore no coat. I think some English people think coats are for the weak. Although it was very cold, he wore no coat. I think some English people think coats are for the weak.
Maureen Johnson quotes: English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones. English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.
Maureen Johnson quotes: No one in history had ever done less and yet been so wrong. No one in history had ever done less and yet been so wrong.
Maureen Johnson quotes: New start or not, there was a line to be drawn, and that line was singing musicals to yourself as serious psychological motivation. New start or not, there was a line to be drawn, and that line was singing musicals to yourself as serious psychological motivation.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph! Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!
Maureen Johnson quotes: Sometimes you have to see the bathroom to know the hard reality of things. Sometimes you have to see the bathroom to know the hard reality of things.
Maureen Johnson quotes: The expression is: a boy's best friend is his mother. It's not: a boy's best pimp is his mother. It is that way for a reason. The expression is: a boy's best friend is his mother. It's not: a boy's best pimp is his mother. It is that way for a reason.
Maureen Johnson quotes: You want to go back to my house the long way?" he asked."Or the shortcut? You have to be cold-""Long way," I replied. "The long way, for sure. You want to go back to my house the long way?" he asked.
"Or the shortcut? You have to be cold-"
"Long way," I replied. "The long way, for sure.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard. Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat. Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I miss you so much it's giving me a pain in my pancreas. I miss you so much it's giving me a pain in my pancreas.
Maureen Johnson quotes: The best part, without any question, was the tie. I've always liked ties, but it seemed like too much of a Statement to wear them. The best part, without any question, was the tie. I've always liked ties, but it seemed like too much of a Statement to wear them.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa. I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa.
Maureen Johnson quotes: No sausage? he asked.Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. No sausage? he asked.
Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole. I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I'll go to Venice and drown my sorrows. I'll go to Venice and drown my sorrows.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Being sixteen means you have to be a genius conversational editor. Being sixteen means you have to be a genius conversational editor.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Did I just kill someone?""You can't kill a dead person," Callum said. "Makes no sense. Did I just kill someone?"
"You can't kill a dead person," Callum said. "Makes no sense.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Sometimes, life leaves you without directions, without guideposts or signs. When this happens, you just have to pick a direction and run like hell. Sometimes, life leaves you without directions, without guideposts or signs. When this happens, you just have to pick a direction and run like hell.
Maureen Johnson quotes: One person's crazy is another person's sane, I guess. One person's crazy is another person's sane, I guess.
Maureen Johnson quotes: My rule is: the second you find yourself doing something you hate, quit doing it. My rule is: the second you find yourself doing something you hate, quit doing it.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Hot tea," he said, holding the cups. "It's just wrong. Hot tea," he said, holding the cups. "It's just wrong.
Maureen Johnson quotes: This wasn't a position she wanted to be in. And yet ... yet she knew that she was going to do it anyway. This wasn't a position she wanted to be in. And yet ... yet she knew that she was going to do it anyway.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Quarrels are a natural part of relationships. Making up is always the best part. Quarrels are a natural part of relationships. Making up is always the best part.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I felt the like blossom in me. I felt the like blossom in me.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Were you playing with Stuart? she asked.The question was loaded. I was a filthy, filthy woman, and even the five-year-old knew it. Were you playing with Stuart? she asked.
The question was loaded. I was a filthy, filthy woman, and even the five-year-old knew it.
Maureen Johnson quotes: I'm the last of the mad ones. I'm the last of the mad ones.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Something about her suggested that her leisure activities included wrestling large woodland animals and banging bricks together. Something about her suggested that her leisure activities included wrestling large woodland animals and banging bricks together.
Maureen Johnson quotes: People always say they can't do things, that they're impossible. They just haven't been creative enough. People always say they can't do things, that they're impossible. They just haven't been creative enough.
Maureen Johnson quotes: If they bulge in the brain or anywhere else of interest, the wallet is a good alternate location. And I should know. If they bulge in the brain or anywhere else of interest, the wallet is a good alternate location. And I should know.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Some nutter's gone and pulled a Jack the Ripper. Some nutter's gone and pulled a Jack the Ripper.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Why Paris? Paris needs no reason. Paris is its own reason. Why Paris? Paris needs no reason. Paris is its own reason.
Maureen Johnson quotes: You're not weird in the head.' 'There's a giant talking chicken next to me that would say otherwise. You're not weird in the head.' 'There's a giant talking chicken next to me that would say otherwise.
Maureen Johnson quotes: There is nothing about a bad situation that fourteen hyper cheerleaders can't worsen. There is nothing about a bad situation that fourteen hyper cheerleaders can't worsen.
Maureen Johnson quotes: And I think something is beautiful if it reveals something important about what it means to be alive. And I think something is beautiful if it reveals something important about what it means to be alive.
Maureen Johnson quotes: It was clearly one of those mornings when I was particularly American. It was clearly one of those mornings when I was particularly American.
Maureen Johnson quotes: What the hell is wrong with you? he asked.It was a good question. What the hell is wrong with you? he asked.
It was a good question.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Writing is one of the few careers for which you essentially train yourself, the other two major ones being juggling and pickpocketing. Writing is one of the few careers for which you essentially train yourself, the other two major ones being juggling and pickpocketing.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be. Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be.
Maureen Johnson quotes: Is this all right?" he asked. He was using that very low, somewhat husky universal kissing voice. "Huh?" I said, because I am sexy. Is this all right?" he asked. He was using that very low, somewhat husky universal kissing voice.
"Huh?" I said, because I am sexy.
Maureen Johnson quotes: She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf. She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf.

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