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Funny All Time Quotes By Ben Stiller: I don't think the public is dying to I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. Ben Stiller
Funny All Time Quotes By Louis Sachar: It's funny how a person can be right It's funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong. Louis Sachar
Funny All Time Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Ever heard of a demon getting sick?" Zavid'Of Ever heard of a demon getting sick?" Zavid
'Of humans? All the time. It's what we live for" Livia
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Funny All Time Quotes By Robyn Carr: Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don't Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don't feel bad. It happens all the time. Robyn Carr
Funny All Time Quotes By Denis Leary: Some people expect me to be funny all Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. Denis Leary
Funny All Time Quotes By Cloris Leachman: When something is truly funny, it's funny all When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time. — Cloris Leachman
Funny All Time Quotes By Dave Sim: I firmly believe that if you can't fool I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim
Funny All Time Quotes By Karen White: Time is a funny thing. It can take Time is a funny thing. It can take some people a whole lifetime before they realize they've been playing tug-of-war all by themselves. — Karen White
Funny All Time Quotes By Kapil Sharma: People think I am funny all the time. People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films. — Kapil Sharma
Funny All Time Quotes By Martin Lawrence: I don't like forcing comedy and people just I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. — Martin Lawrence
Funny All Time Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less! — E.A. Bucchianeri
Funny All Time Quotes By Marsha Thomason: There is definitely a pressure for funny people There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time. — Marsha Thomason
Funny All Time Quotes By Jessie Usher: Brad Pitt's role in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' Brad Pitt's role in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' - I want to do that so bad! That's one of my favorite movies of all time, and that character was so funny. — Jessie Usher
Funny All Time Quotes By Hiroko Sakai: How come I have too many things to How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ?? — Hiroko Sakai
Funny All Time Quotes By Johnny Moscato: Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you. — Johnny Moscato
Funny All Time Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm not against people just being funny or I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens. — Marc Maron
Funny All Time Quotes By Agatha Christie: I should like to knock their silly heads I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny. — Agatha Christie
Funny All Time Quotes By Mila Kunis: I make myself laugh all the time. I I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do. — Mila Kunis
Funny All Time Quotes By W.C. Fields: I certainly do not drink all the time. I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields
Funny All Time Quotes By Steven Wright: Winny would spend all of his time practicing Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug. — Steven Wright
Funny All Time Quotes By Wendy Mass: Do you ever think if people heard our Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?
All the time. — Wendy Mass
Funny All Time Quotes By Mary-Kate Olsen: I run around my house naked with heels I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. — Mary-Kate Olsen
Funny All Time Quotes By Mark Ruffalo: People say funny things all the time during People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. — Mark Ruffalo
Funny All Time Quotes By Brian Wilson: The only reason I'd ever get a sex The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time. — Brian Wilson
Funny All Time Quotes By Jack Handy: If trees could scream, would we be so If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. — Jack Handy
Funny All Time Quotes By Ricky Gervais: I always chose all my friends on whether I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling? — Ricky Gervais
Funny All Time Quotes By Markus Zusak: It's funny, don't you think, how time seems It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out. — Markus Zusak
Funny All Time Quotes By Jasinda Wilder: I'm funny all the time. You just never I'm funny all the time. You just never knew until now. — Jasinda Wilder
Funny All Time Quotes By Anne Gracie: Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time. — Anne Gracie
Funny All Time Quotes By Olivia Munn: It is possible in this world to be It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. — Olivia Munn
Funny All Time Quotes By John Hodgman: I think for the foreseeable future, the truth I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time. — John Hodgman
Funny All Time Quotes By Neal Asher: It all came back to human time and It all came back to human time and utterly human impulses: in the end, gods did not appreciate godlike power, but humans did. — Neal Asher
Funny All Time Quotes By Russell Brand: If your body is 90% water what have If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps? — Russell Brand
Funny All Time Quotes By Chloe Grace Moretz: I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz
Funny All Time Quotes By Jill Shalvis: If I looked like him," Tara said. "I'd If I looked like him," Tara said. "I'd want to have sex with myself. All the time. — Jill Shalvis
Funny All Time Quotes By Robin Williams: You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.' — Robin Williams
Funny All Time Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: I didn't go to college at all, any I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity. — Ellen DeGeneres
Funny All Time Quotes By Steve Martin: I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time. — Steve Martin
Funny All Time Quotes By Edgar Rice Burroughs: I had aimed at Mars and was about I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus; unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots. — Edgar Rice Burroughs
Funny All Time Quotes By Christopher Guest: People want me to be funny all the People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case. — Christopher Guest
Funny All Time Quotes By Lisa Genova: Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective. — Lisa Genova
Funny All Time Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I hate people who cry around me. I'm I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' — Robert Pattinson
Funny All Time Quotes By Robert DeCoteau: Famous people steal my quotes all of the Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though. — Robert DeCoteau
Funny All Time Quotes By Peter Matthiessen: Webster said, 'Time them skeeters get done with Webster said, 'Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do. — Peter Matthiessen
Funny All Time Quotes By Laurie Halse Anderson: I reach for funny books all the time I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life. — Laurie Halse Anderson
Funny All Time Quotes By Paul McKenna: I've noticed a funny thing about people who I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it — Paul McKenna
Funny All Time Quotes By Liam Neeson: It's funny, but you get to a time It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. — Liam Neeson
Funny All Time Quotes By H.M. Ward: You know that's why mermaids swim around topless You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells. — H.M. Ward
Funny All Time Quotes By Jennifer Garner: I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time. — Jennifer Garner
Funny All Time Quotes By Julia Green: It's funny isn't it, how everything's changing all It's funny isn't it, how everything's changing all time. Nothing stays still. — Julia Green
Funny All Time Quotes By Bo Burnham: People ask me all the time, ALL the People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist ... how do we fix Africa?' — Bo Burnham
Funny All Time Quotes By Brian Andreas: Someone asked them to be quiet, so it's Someone asked them to be quiet, so it's just a matter of a time before all hell breaks loose. — Brian Andreas