J.A. Saare Quotes

Top 17 wise famous quotes and sayings by J.A. Saare

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J.A. Saare quotes: Our bodies are stronger and faster, but our hearts are just as fragile, remember that. Our bodies are stronger and faster, but our hearts are just as fragile, remember that.
J.A. Saare quotes: Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction? Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?
J.A. Saare quotes: Rhiannon's Law #37: Don't get so high and mighty, God will only reward that arrogance with a huge bitch slap back to reality. Rhiannon's Law #37: Don't get so high and mighty, God will only reward that arrogance with a huge bitch slap back to reality.
J.A. Saare quotes: Stalking ins't cool unless you're an Edward. Stalking ins't cool unless you're an Edward.
J.A. Saare quotes: Stalking isn't cool unless you're an Edward. Stalking isn't cool unless you're an Edward.
J.A. Saare quotes: Just because I'm on the lookout for an ass kicking doesn't mean I'm actively seeking one out. It's called covering all your bases. Just because I'm on the lookout for an ass kicking doesn't mean I'm actively seeking one out. It's called covering all your bases.
J.A. Saare quotes: The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee
J.A. Saare quotes: Allow yourself to fall. I'll catch you. Allow yourself to fall. I'll catch you.
J.A. Saare quotes: If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth
J.A. Saare quotes: I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me skyrocketing into orbit. I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me skyrocketing into orbit.
J.A. Saare quotes: Well, well, well. Tickle my Elmo ass silly. Well, well, well. Tickle my Elmo ass silly.