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Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship.

I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.

Here I sit, beneath the large window of a first-floor Georgian flat, exploring the corridors of my sordid imagination for comedic words of beauty.

I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything.

Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.

I can't abide small talk.

We must remember to enjoy ourselves.

I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.

If comedians were truly free of repression, there would not be an inherent need to perform for the love of a roomful of total strangers.