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MaryJanice Davidson quotes: A vampire? How ith that pothible? I died in a car ackthident, for God'th thake! Aw, thon of a bith! A vampire? How ith that pothible? I died in a car ackthident, for God'th thake! Aw, thon of a bith!
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'. Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Friends are such a mixed blessing. Friends are such a mixed blessing.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I suppose I should say something negative about vampires living in sin," Father Markus said, "but that seems to be the least of your problems. I suppose I should say something negative about vampires living in sin," Father Markus said, "but that seems to be the least of your problems.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus? Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: He turned to her and pressed a kiss to the corner of her mouth. When he spoke his deep voice vibrated all through her. 'I. Remember. Everything. He turned to her and pressed a kiss to the corner of her mouth. When he spoke his deep voice vibrated all through her. 'I. Remember. Everything.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I wrote for free for, like, fifteen years; I could redo my parlor in rejection slips. It would be surprisingly tasteful - they use nice paper. I wrote for free for, like, fifteen years; I could redo my parlor in rejection slips. It would be surprisingly tasteful - they use nice paper.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual! What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards. I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I like the idea of federal employees licensed to carry weapons who are also heavily medicated; it just works for me on all sorts of levels. I like the idea of federal employees licensed to carry weapons who are also heavily medicated; it just works for me on all sorts of levels.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around). Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: So you're a vampire?""Yes. But don't be scared. I'm still a nice person. So you're a vampire?"
"Yes. But don't be scared. I'm still a nice person.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: What can I say? Death is messy. And she had it coming. What can I say? Death is messy. And she had it coming.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: My 20s were a blizzard of rejection slips. My 20s were a blizzard of rejection slips.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes. He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I swore we'd never be together, but - ''Your inner whore would not be denied.' she finished. I swore we'd never be together, but - '
'Your inner whore would not be denied.' she finished.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you. I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: A day without the Antichrist sitting in judgment on you is a day without sunshine. A day without the Antichrist sitting in judgment on you is a day without sunshine.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore. I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I'd go to a bookstore, and I'd flip through flap copy, and I'd think, 'If this gal can get published, I can get published.' I'd go to a bookstore, and I'd flip through flap copy, and I'd think, 'If this gal can get published, I can get published.'
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did. I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Mom, he was fucking my mother. He's a motherfucker! - Sleeping with the Fishes Mom, he was fucking my mother. He's a motherfucker!
- Sleeping with the Fishes
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I fucking hate tomato juice! It's like drinking red snot. I fucking hate tomato juice! It's like drinking red snot.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: The man had a dick on him that wouldn't quit. The man had a dick on him that wouldn't quit.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: AT&T works in Hell. I can't think about it very long or I'll get really, really scared of AT&T. AT&T works in Hell. I can't think about it very long or I'll get really, really scared of AT&T.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I'm not playing vamp politics. I'm not playing vamp politics.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: A gold cage is still a cage.-King David IOh, go cry in a bag of money.-Queen Christina A gold cage is still a cage.
-King David I
Oh, go cry in a bag of money.
-Queen Christina
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything. I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: What it comes down to is this, Betsy: you do what you need to, and then you haul ass out of there. Every single time. What it comes down to is this, Betsy: you do what you need to, and then you haul ass out of there. Every single time.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I looked up. Mom looked down at me with the compassion/practicality combo that was her trademark. I looked up. Mom looked down at me with the compassion/practicality combo that was her trademark.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed. Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: God is dead! Only the IT department can help you now.-Edward Smegger in Super, Girl! (p. 79) God is dead! Only the IT department can help you now.
-Edward Smegger in Super, Girl! (p. 79)
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: You'll pay," she said stonily. "You won't be like this by this time tomorrow." "Bored and pissed off? God, I hope not. You'll pay," she said stonily. "You won't be like this by this time tomorrow."
"Bored and pissed off? God, I hope not.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Somehow, when I wasn't looking, somehow because it's electronic mail, none of the basic grammar rules applied. Somehow, when I wasn't looking, somehow because it's electronic mail, none of the basic grammar rules applied.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Magic: The Gathering is like Dungeons and Dragons if D&D was played with cards and didn't take 18 weeks. Magic: The Gathering is like Dungeons and Dragons if D&D was played with cards and didn't take 18 weeks.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy ... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me! Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy ... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I turned. Tall, Dark, and Sinister was rapidly approaching. I turned. Tall, Dark, and Sinister was rapidly approaching.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I mean, I wouldn't have wanted to be recognized. But I was kind of a prude about cheating on taxes, group sex, murder, and stuff. I mean, I wouldn't have wanted to be recognized. But I was kind of a prude about cheating on taxes, group sex, murder, and stuff.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid ofghosts. It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of
ghosts.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you. Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse. A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: You just never knew when a totally normal vampire errand would end in a bloodbath with severed-limb soap. You just never knew when a totally normal vampire errand would end in a bloodbath with severed-limb soap.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I'm a sucker for the big, gruff, distant, emotionally closed-off hero who sloooowly warms up to the feisty, awesome, sweet heroine. I'm a sucker for the big, gruff, distant, emotionally closed-off hero who sloooowly warms up to the feisty, awesome, sweet heroine.
MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I can't not write funny. It's literally the only way I know how to do it. I can't not write funny. It's literally the only way I know how to do it.