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MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I'm in a Roadrunner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.

I'm in a Roadrunner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Touch my things again, whether I'm dead or not, and I'll kick your ass up into your shoulder blades.

Touch my things again, whether I'm dead or not, and I'll kick your ass up into your shoulder blades.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.

She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude Eric Sinclair to Betsy

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude Eric Sinclair to Betsy

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a life.

Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a life.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Hell couldn't be worse than a WalMart after midnight, right?

Hell couldn't be worse than a WalMart after midnight, right?

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Being a writer is great, and being a parent is great, and I hate Marching Band.

Being a writer is great, and being a parent is great, and I hate Marching Band.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.

They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.

There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: To paraphrase Stephen King, sometimes an accident can be an unhappy woman's best friend. Put

To paraphrase Stephen King, sometimes an accident can be an unhappy woman's best friend. Put

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen Christina (The Royal Treatment)

I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen Christina (The Royal Treatment)

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Eric came to Macy's? Did he burst into flames the moment he passed the first cash register?

Eric came to Macy's? Did he burst into flames the moment he passed the first cash register?

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: This is a great time to shut up and kiss me. To her delight, Blake obliged.

This is a great time to shut up and kiss me.
To her delight, Blake obliged.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?

Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Elizabeth Anne Taylor April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004 Our Sweetheart, Only resting

Elizabeth Anne Taylor April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004 Our Sweetheart, Only resting

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life!And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.

Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life!
And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: The mouth of a passionate lover ... or a woman who would bite when she was angry.

The mouth of a passionate lover ... or a woman who would bite when she was angry.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I own two beautiful homes, and I'm always half-expecting the cops to pull in, seize me with firm compassion, and escort me out.

I own two beautiful homes, and I'm always half-expecting the cops to pull in, seize me with firm compassion, and escort me out.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!

Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.

Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I stared harder. Come on, vampire mojo. Do your thing. "Don't. Kill. Yourself." "Why. Are you. Talking. Like this?

I stared harder. Come on, vampire mojo. Do your thing. "Don't. Kill. Yourself."
"Why. Are you. Talking. Like this?

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.

You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, likepoliticians.

We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like
politicians.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: It's a long story. Prepared to be regaled.

It's a long story. Prepared to be regaled.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I'm really fortunate that I type 120 words a minute.

I'm really fortunate that I type 120 words a minute.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I love interviews, meeting fans, teaching workshops, giving speeches ... all of it.

I love interviews, meeting fans, teaching workshops, giving speeches ... all of it.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I'm so dull, the fucking cat runs away about three times a month just to get a little excitement. And

I'm so dull, the fucking cat runs away about three times a month just to get a little excitement. And

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I love traveling, but I love the bum I married, and the bums I gave birth to, more. And the dogs. I love them, too.

I love traveling, but I love the bum I married, and the bums I gave birth to, more. And the dogs. I love them, too.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.

I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: God is dead! Only the IT department can help you now.-Edward Smegger in Super, Girl! (p. 79)

God is dead! Only the IT department can help you now.
-Edward Smegger in Super, Girl! (p. 79)

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: AT&T works in Hell. I can't think about it very long or I'll get really, really scared of AT&T.

AT&T works in Hell. I can't think about it very long or I'll get really, really scared of AT&T.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I can't not write funny. It's literally the only way I know how to do it.

I can't not write funny. It's literally the only way I know how to do it.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: What it comes down to is this, Betsy: you do what you need to, and then you haul ass out of there. Every single time.

What it comes down to is this, Betsy: you do what you need to, and then you haul ass out of there. Every single time.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I'm a sucker for the big, gruff, distant, emotionally closed-off hero who sloooowly warms up to the feisty, awesome, sweet heroine.

I'm a sucker for the big, gruff, distant, emotionally closed-off hero who sloooowly warms up to the feisty, awesome, sweet heroine.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: You just never knew when a totally normal vampire errand would end in a bloodbath with severed-limb soap.

You just never knew when a totally normal vampire errand would end in a bloodbath with severed-limb soap.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I looked up. Mom looked down at me with the compassion/practicality combo that was her trademark.

I looked up. Mom looked down at me with the compassion/practicality combo that was her trademark.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing

If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed.

Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves

It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: You'll pay," she said stonily. "You won't be like this by this time tomorrow." "Bored and pissed off? God, I hope not.

You'll pay," she said stonily. "You won't be like this by this time tomorrow."
"Bored and pissed off? God, I hope not.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Somehow, when I wasn't looking, somehow because it's electronic mail, none of the basic grammar rules applied.

Somehow, when I wasn't looking, somehow because it's electronic mail, none of the basic grammar rules applied.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Magic: The Gathering is like Dungeons and Dragons if D&D was played with cards and didn't take 18 weeks.

Magic: The Gathering is like Dungeons and Dragons if D&D was played with cards and didn't take 18 weeks.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.

A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy ... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!

Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy ... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.

Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid ofghosts.

It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of
ghosts.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I turned. Tall, Dark, and Sinister was rapidly approaching.

I turned. Tall, Dark, and Sinister was rapidly approaching.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I mean, I wouldn't have wanted to be recognized. But I was kind of a prude about cheating on taxes, group sex, murder, and stuff.

I mean, I wouldn't have wanted to be recognized. But I was kind of a prude about cheating on taxes, group sex, murder, and stuff.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Friends are such a mixed blessing.

Friends are such a mixed blessing.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I suppose I should say something negative about vampires living in sin," Father Markus said, "but that seems to be the least of your problems.

I suppose I should say something negative about vampires living in sin," Father Markus said, "but that seems to be the least of your problems.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?

Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: He turned to her and pressed a kiss to the corner of her mouth. When he spoke his deep voice vibrated all through her. 'I. Remember. Everything.

He turned to her and pressed a kiss to the corner of her mouth. When he spoke his deep voice vibrated all through her. 'I. Remember. Everything.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I wrote for free for, like, fifteen years; I could redo my parlor in rejection slips. It would be surprisingly tasteful - they use nice paper.

I wrote for free for, like, fifteen years; I could redo my parlor in rejection slips. It would be surprisingly tasteful - they use nice paper.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!

What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards.

I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I like the idea of federal employees licensed to carry weapons who are also heavily medicated; it just works for me on all sorts of levels.

I like the idea of federal employees licensed to carry weapons who are also heavily medicated; it just works for me on all sorts of levels.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).

Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: So you're a vampire?""Yes. But don't be scared. I'm still a nice person.

So you're a vampire?"
"Yes. But don't be scared. I'm still a nice person.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: What can I say? Death is messy. And she had it coming.

What can I say? Death is messy. And she had it coming.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: My 20s were a blizzard of rejection slips.

My 20s were a blizzard of rejection slips.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.

I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I swore we'd never be together, but - ''Your inner whore would not be denied.' she finished.

I swore we'd never be together, but - '
'Your inner whore would not be denied.' she finished.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: A day without the Antichrist sitting in judgment on you is a day without sunshine.

A day without the Antichrist sitting in judgment on you is a day without sunshine.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore.

I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I'd go to a bookstore, and I'd flip through flap copy, and I'd think, 'If this gal can get published, I can get published.'

I'd go to a bookstore, and I'd flip through flap copy, and I'd think, 'If this gal can get published, I can get published.'

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: Mom, he was fucking my mother. He's a motherfucker! - Sleeping with the Fishes

Mom, he was fucking my mother. He's a motherfucker!
- Sleeping with the Fishes

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I fucking hate tomato juice! It's like drinking red snot.

I fucking hate tomato juice! It's like drinking red snot.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: The man had a dick on him that wouldn't quit.

The man had a dick on him that wouldn't quit.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: A vampire? How ith that pothible? I died in a car ackthident, for God'th thake! Aw, thon of a bith!

A vampire? How ith that pothible? I died in a car ackthident, for God'th thake! Aw, thon of a bith!

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: I'm not playing vamp politics.

I'm not playing vamp politics.

MaryJanice Davidson quotes: A gold cage is still a cage.-King David IOh, go cry in a bag of money.-Queen Christina

A gold cage is still a cage.
-King David I
Oh, go cry in a bag of money.
-Queen Christina