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Margaret Smith quotes: The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

Margaret Smith quotes: I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.

I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.

Margaret Smith quotes: Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

Margaret Smith quotes: My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

Margaret Smith quotes: My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

Margaret Smith quotes: There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.

There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.

Margaret Smith quotes: If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'

Margaret Smith quotes: I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

Margaret Smith quotes: I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.