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Marc Maron quotes: I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy. I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy.
Marc Maron quotes: Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me. Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.
Marc Maron quotes: The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming. The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming.
Marc Maron quotes: I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it. I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it.
Marc Maron quotes: Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain. Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.
Marc Maron quotes: On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement. On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.
Marc Maron quotes: Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground. Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
Marc Maron quotes: There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity. There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.
Marc Maron quotes: Because we're comics and we pass each other on campus, we know of each other, and a lot of the time there's a mutual respect there. Because we're comics and we pass each other on campus, we know of each other, and a lot of the time there's a mutual respect there.
Marc Maron quotes: The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win. The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.
Marc Maron quotes: I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs of life. I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs of life.
Marc Maron quotes: That's the big challenge of life - to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don't annoy your friends with your whining. That's the big challenge of life - to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don't annoy your friends with your whining.
Marc Maron quotes: There's a fine line between cultural criticism and bitterness. There's a fine line between cultural criticism and bitterness.
Marc Maron quotes: I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing. I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing.
Marc Maron quotes: I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens. I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens.
Marc Maron quotes: I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to. I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to.
Marc Maron quotes: It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out. It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.
Marc Maron quotes: You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television. You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television.
Marc Maron quotes: The worst thing about living in this world, in general, is that things get overwhelming, and things cause a tremendous amount of despair and anxiety. The worst thing about living in this world, in general, is that things get overwhelming, and things cause a tremendous amount of despair and anxiety.
Marc Maron quotes: The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive. The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.
Marc Maron quotes: I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career. I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.
Marc Maron quotes: When you're young you really think you're angry for reasons and causes. As you get older, you realize you might just be angry. When you're young you really think you're angry for reasons and causes. As you get older, you realize you might just be angry.
Marc Maron quotes: I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world. I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.
Marc Maron quotes: Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic. Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic.
Marc Maron quotes: What you don't know about your parents is what becomes fascinating as you get older. They What you don't know about your parents is what becomes fascinating as you get older. They
Marc Maron quotes: Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap. Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.
Marc Maron quotes: I'm glad to be part of the war on sadness. I'm a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid. I'm glad to be part of the war on sadness. I'm a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid.
Marc Maron quotes: I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.' I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.'
Marc Maron quotes: The next evolutionary step is into the screen. The next evolutionary step is into the screen.
Marc Maron quotes: I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now. I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.
Marc Maron quotes: There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling. There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.
Marc Maron quotes: Get yourself in a situation where you have no choice. Get yourself in a situation where you have no choice.
Marc Maron quotes: It's great to have people come out. I do worry, though. They know me very intimately, in a way, if they listen to my show; they know a lot about It's great to have people come out. I do worry, though. They know me very intimately, in a way, if they listen to my show; they know a lot about me.
Marc Maron quotes: I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out. I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.
Marc Maron quotes: Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment.
Marc Maron quotes: I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired. I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.
Marc Maron quotes: I look at every book as a self-help book. I look at every book as a self-help book.
Marc Maron quotes: It's amazing how much you can rationalize when you're on drugs. I could actually say to myself, Look, I'm only doing blow Wednesday through Saturday. It's amazing how much you can rationalize when you're on drugs. I could actually say to myself, Look, I'm only doing blow Wednesday through Saturday.
Marc Maron quotes: I don't seek controversy. I don't seek to antagonize. Sometimes it happens, but I'm not there to argue politics. I don't seek controversy. I don't seek to antagonize. Sometimes it happens, but I'm not there to argue politics.
Marc Maron quotes: I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me. I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.
Marc Maron quotes: In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment. In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
Marc Maron quotes: You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you. You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.
Marc Maron quotes: Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very comforting to laugh. Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very comforting to laugh.
Marc Maron quotes: I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me. I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me.
Marc Maron quotes: Hopefully standup will become special again. Hopefully standup will become special again.
Marc Maron quotes: But then again, what do I know. I project. Then I judge. But then again, what do I know. I project. Then I judge.
Marc Maron quotes: Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'. Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.
Marc Maron quotes: The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day. The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.
Marc Maron quotes: When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon. When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.
Marc Maron quotes: Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation. Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.
Marc Maron quotes: I just wanted to be a good comic and had no sense of show business, but at some point you want the opportunity to write a show about your life. I just wanted to be a good comic and had no sense of show business, but at some point you want the opportunity to write a show about your life.
Marc Maron quotes: I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people. I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.
Marc Maron quotes: For my next trick I will make everyone understand me. For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.
Marc Maron quotes: Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves? Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?
Marc Maron quotes: Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah. Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.
Marc Maron quotes: I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection. I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection.
Marc Maron quotes: I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment. I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.
Marc Maron quotes: We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice. We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.
Marc Maron quotes: There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless it's ice cream. There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless it's ice cream.
Marc Maron quotes: I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address politics. I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address politics.
Marc Maron quotes: Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication. Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.