Mamrie Hart Quotes

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Mamrie Hart quotes: I like my fruitcake like I like my men. I like them to have tasty nuts, usually cum in a box, and last forever. I like my fruitcake like I like my men. I like them to have tasty nuts, usually cum in a box, and last forever.
Mamrie Hart quotes: These days if I ate three bites of a Blizzard, that Blizzard would turn into a tornado of farts. These days if I ate three bites of a Blizzard, that Blizzard would turn into a tornado of farts.
Mamrie Hart quotes: Sunsets are the photography equivalent of people telling you what they dreamt. Sunsets are the photography equivalent of people telling you what they dreamt.
Mamrie Hart quotes: I inevitably felt like a fetus with eyeliner in comparison. I inevitably felt like a fetus with eyeliner in comparison.
Mamrie Hart quotes: Don't readjust your contacts. No, that is not the slow hyena from The Lion King. That is my four-pound best friend. Don't readjust your contacts. No, that is not the slow hyena from The Lion King. That is my four-pound best friend.