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People are slippery.
Especially when they excrete.
Or bleed.
Or fuck.

I'm beautiful. Like the ass of a jellyfish.

Iron bridges hum and lofty buildings of steel and glass glint in the sun's rays and lean over everything with stretched shadows.

She's chain-smoking the whole time and leering at us like lambs being lead to some biblical character with a hard-on.

Like my dick at the thought of my wife, I don't want to get up.

It felt good, the match sparking a small flame into existence, and that small flame igniting an all engrossing one. Like the big bang.

I have outlived the stillborn. I have outlasted my usefulness. I have become an abysmal ocean sponge, ten millennia old, and just as wise.