Laurie Notaro Quotes
Top 17 wise famous quotes and sayings by Laurie Notaro
Laurie Notaro Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I could have spent my time hugging you or I could have spent my time telling you not to touch hot stoves or take candy from men. Which did you want?
Sure, I'd like to lose some weight, but a tapeworm is the last way I'd like to do it, except becoming a prisoner of war.
If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally and if something blocks one route, find another. Never give up.
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist.
Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs high, while regard for personal space is low, if nonexistent.
Asininity was puddling all around me in quantities too vast to soak up. - It Looked Different on the Model
Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.
I've had to write a column an hour after I've come back from a funeral. A deadline is a deadline, I mean, that was just what my job was.