Shelly Undateable Quotes

Ohio's Slasher whose prey was Little Girls... Bill Ormsby — Kipp Speicher

Coming from Google, you don't exactly spend a lot of time at Microsoft. — Sheryl Sandberg

Journalists have no choice but to fight back because if they don't, they will become irrelevant, — James Risen

Positive thought expands the halo of mind energy. — Betty Shine

First of all, ideas aren't the hard part. Secondly, there are no new ideas, only the author's unique execution. — Josh Lanyon

Sometimes I take this women's exercise class called Core Fusion at a place called Exhale. I shouldn't say it's a women's class. There's maybe two men. — Mike Birbiglia

He's evil in a can. — John Jackson Miller

and only waking from this nightmare at rare intervals in the tavern; — Anton Chekhov

So long as we learn it doesn't matter who teaches us, does it? — E.R. Braithwaite

The rampant black horse that had adorned Baracca's Spad came to mark the planes of the 91st Fighter Squadriglia - and the automobiles of Enzo Ferrari. — Lee B. Kennett

It is for the benefit of mankind to mitigate the horrors of war as much as possible. — Thomas Jefferson