Kylie Scott Quotes
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Kylie Scott Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Aah, man. Forty-one was far too fucking old for love at first sight.
He might as well throw himself at her feet and be done with it.
He might as well throw himself at her feet and be done with it.
Whatever else he might be, Jimmy Ferris was special and complicated, beautiful and beastly, all rolled into one.
I married you, Evelyn, because you made sense to me. We make sense. We're a whole lot better together than apart.
Stupid Jimmy Ferris and his amazing mouth and penis. Who needed him? Not me, I could look after myself.
apparently someone had diddled away their shift at the prophylactics factory and here we were. Pregnant.
Tell me I'm right again. Slowly this time. Really draw out the words, play it up for me. Feel free to pant in between if it feels natural.
David had apparently been busy writing more songs about the glory of doing his wife.
Ah, true love and stuff.
Ah, true love and stuff.
How'd you get through yesterday, though?"
"Running away, you, sarcasm, violence, and last but not least, tequila.
"Running away, you, sarcasm, violence, and last but not least, tequila.
Even with the head start, he was gaining fast. Given he liked jogging and I liked pie, this was to be expected.
The thing is, sometimes, you just have to teach people a lesson. Either that or resort to homicide, and I'd rather not go to jail.
You're a friend of Ev's and Lauren's. We talked. I tackled you. We rolled around on the floor together. It was a real bonding experience.
What say we call it a night. Find someplace safe to hole up and practice our repopulation methods. Do it for our country. What do you think?
I was going to kill him. Slowly. Strangle him with the overpriced thong. A fitting death for a rock star.
Life could be a strange and beautiful thing sometimes. Other times it was just a disaster. But sometimes beauty won out.
Sometimes, when you're not being a jerk, I like you so much it hurts. I like the way your true self comes out when you think no one else is looking.
His eyes were the darkest blue. They couldn't be real. Frankly, those eyes were overkill. I'd have swooned perfectly fine without them.
I just want you to know, I will not be falling slave to your devil dick and demon tongue. No matter how good they are.
I'm not going to give my love a set of flimsy fucking brushes, am I? Only long, hard, phallic shaped things will do for a girl of her appetites.
Life is hard. Terrible things happen. We all have feelings. We're all just flesh and blood, trying to do our best.
Nice enough?" he asked, tendons tightening in his neck like he intended to Hulk out on me. "Did you just call my kiss 'nice enough'?
Fun times. Broken hearted people really did need to just be left the fuck alone. We're not suitable company for anyone.
Was there anything more wonderful than sending someone home with a book you loved? No, there was not.
Throw one more thing, Jimmy, and I'll shove my three-inch heel so far up your ass you'll need a surgical team to extract it.
No way. I still get these horrible flashbacks of that night and wake up crying, terrified that some sexed-up howler monkey is going to attack me.
People fucking love their own opinions and are all too happy to throw 'em at you, whether you ask or not. You have to be happy with yourself.
Pumpkin, stop rubbing your ass against me. We gotta go! I don't have time to do you now. Prioritize, woman.
Verbally sparring with Jimmy was fast becoming more fun than I'd had with most other men naked. Which was sad. Real sad.
It is. I'm your boyfriend now, which
means there's no room for your hipster admirer. He'll just have to lick his wounds while we lick other things.
means there's no room for your hipster admirer. He'll just have to lick his wounds while we lick other things.
Surely it was all some silly mistake. No one with a mouth so talented and blessed could possibly have behaved like a thoughtless bastard. A
I stared at him, memorizing every detail for a later date, when I didn't want to burn him down or burst into tears.
How great it would be to have him as the last thing I saw each night. To wake up to him every morning, lying by my side.
Yes, your sofa is cunningly hidden down the front of my dress. You won't believe where I fit the TV." Again,
I'd never needed to know that my sister was a screamer. Never. That Mal was a screamer too just kind of confused me.
my oral sex skills are off the chart. I know all about getting dirty down under. Let me show you, pretty please?
If I needed your help kidnapping our Anne here and making her drink with me, would that be a problem?
So this was what having friends involved. Maybe I should just get a pet rock or something. A plant, maybe. Anything incapable of answering back. Once
He'd smashed my heart, thrown me out, and moved on with being the rock 'n' roll bad boy.
"Fuck him," I whispered.
"Fuck him," I whispered.
Mother of God, it's huuuuge!" "I know." "No, seriously." "I know." "Fuck me. I think I'm about to pee myself