Judy Tenuta Quotes

Judy Tenuta Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Love Goddess in training. It could happen.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.

I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.

This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"

I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain.

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks.

Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you ...

You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait.