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Joseph Epstein Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I know how many days in which I have just answered e-mail, had three phone calls and a two hour lunch. Poof, gone. They are not infrequent.
I believe it was Gayelord Hauser, the nutritionist, who said, 'You are what you eat,' but if you happen to be an intellectual, you are what you quote.
In recompense, envy may be the subtlest - perhaps I should say the most insidious - of the seven deadly sins.
The English philosopher Michael Oakeshott notes that one of the signs of being cold today is that one knows what one doesn't have to know.
We who are quotatious are never truly alone, but always hear the cheerful flow of remarks made by dead writers so much more intelligent than we.
I know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which is a funny compliment to receive.
Vladimir Nabokov, contemning readers who "identified" with characters in fiction, remarked that the best readers identify with the artist.
...that envy and a sense of injustice are not always that easily distinguished, let alone extricated, one from the other.
For reasons no one has yet explained, the Internet is at once riveting and a great killer of concentration.
Old people like to give good advice as a consolation for the fact that they can no longer set bad examples.
By the way, the secret of speaking French is confidence. Whether you are right or wrong, you don't hesitate.
My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things about fellow Jews and she can't.
Food has it over sex for variety. Hedonistically, gustatory possibilities are much broader than copulatory ones.
I just know so many people who have six or seven foreign languages and have read everything and have musical training and they are still dorks.
To be in the middle of composing a book is almost always to feel oneself in a state of confusion, doubt and mental imprisonment ...
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.