Joey Bishop quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Joey Bishop

Joey Bishop Famous Quotes & Sayings

Discover top inspirational quotes from Joey Bishop on Wise Famous Quotes.

Joey Bishop quotes: You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future.

You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future.

Joey Bishop quotes: The other day I started to take a course in psycho-ceramics. What is psycho-ceramics? It's the study of crackpots.

The other day I started to take a course in psycho-ceramics. What is psycho-ceramics? It's the study of crackpots.

Joey Bishop quotes: Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

Joey Bishop quotes: My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.

My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.

Joey Bishop quotes: The kick of comedy is to think quickly. It's a great kick.

The kick of comedy is to think quickly. It's a great kick.

Joey Bishop quotes: I love Chicago. I got on a bus and asked the driver, Do you go to the Loop? He said, No, I go beep-beep!

I love Chicago. I got on a bus and asked the driver, Do you go to the Loop? He said, No, I go beep-beep!

Joey Bishop quotes: There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't come in a bottle.

There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't come in a bottle.