Jodi Taylor Quotes

Henry V and the Battle of Agincourt.

He had fallen for Cal like a sperm-whale failing to clear the Grand Canyon on a bicycle.

Everyone needs rules. After all, how can you break what doesn't exist? Rules give anarchy something to aim at

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

I'm not a surgeon.' 'You don't have to be. You're an engineer. That's almost the same thing.' 'Your ignorance is frightening.

Rules give anarchy something to aim at. Points

There would be a crafts tent and a small local farmers' market for anyone who wanted to buy a small local farmer.

Partridge was pretending not to lurk near the stairs. 'The body's under the desk,' I said as I passed, just to give her something to worry about.

Mr Markham, the box marked "Sex" is not an invitation. Please amend the details and apologise to Mrs Partridge.

All bosses are interchangeable. The only difference is how they like their tea.

The truth is,' I said,

I avoided Thomas Hardy because everyone should, and anyway, I was depressed enough.

We're St Mary's. We run on tea. The

IT, that goes for you too. Any difficulties, tell me, so I can stare at you, baffled and confused.

There should be medals struck for men who produce tea at exactly the moment it's needed.

When we stopped being the hunters and became the hunted. We

Jenny, I'm so sorry. I think I may have encouraged you to marry a madman.' 'Yes, we're going to be discussing this later. Oh.

The screaming redoubled. You put dinosaurs and people together, you always get screaming.

To look away when something terrible is happening does not mean that the terrible thing ceases to happen. Someone

I'm the world's lightest sleeper. On a bad day, I can make Lady Macbeth look like a raging narcoleptic.

The only talents he possessed were delusions of adequacy.

It's all very well having these emotional moments, but eventually after two cups of tea, someone has to go to the bathroom.

I made you,' I said darkly. 'I can break you.' He snorted. And

Are you sexually active?' 'No. I usually just lie back and think of the Spartans.

Despite the Cooper/Hofstadter papers on the subject,

I know the whole world isn't really out to get me. I'm pretty sure Switzerland is neutral.

I ever retire, I'm going to buy a house in the centre of town somewhere and name it Sea View, just to give people something to worry about.

Dr Maxwell. Why are you wearing a red snake in my office?' 'Sorry, sir. Whose office should I be wearing it in?

Some things were above my pay grade. Actually, there were things that slithered on their bellies that were higher than my pay grade.

Even a bucket can be a weapon if it's wielded with malicious intent.

Yes, yes, I did. I did this. I locked my pod. He couldn't get to safety.

He paused and looked me up and down. 'Could you kill a man?' I looked him up and down. 'Eventually.

Strangely, I found the conclusion quite liberating. When you're fucked, you're fucked. Things really can't get much worse. With

Loss of appetite is one of the first symptoms. When your body hasn't a clue what's going on, it tends to shut down in self-defence.

I heard the Boss murmur, 'I sometimes wonder what goes on in that kitchen,' and we continued with the briefing.