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Joanna Wylde quotes: I promise, I will never shoot you by accident. I promise, I will never shoot you by accident.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Hey, sweet butt, he said. That broke the spell. Sweet butt? What the hell kind of guy called a girl he'd never met something like that? Hey, sweet butt, he said. That broke the spell. Sweet butt? What the hell kind of guy called a girl he'd never met something like that?
Joanna Wylde quotes: Decided it's time to get a new phone, that's all." "What was wrong with the old one?" Ruger asked, his voice mild. "It broke. Decided it's time to get a new phone, that's all." "What was wrong with the old one?" Ruger asked, his voice mild. "It broke.
Joanna Wylde quotes: How is it women have equality when it comes to taking a hit but the rest of the time they're just some guy's property? How is it women have equality when it comes to taking a hit but the rest of the time they're just some guy's property?
Joanna Wylde quotes: So far as I knew, Hallmark didn't make a "Sorry I Interrupted Your Oral Sex" card. So far as I knew, Hallmark didn't make a "Sorry I Interrupted Your Oral Sex" card.
Joanna Wylde quotes: I'm with you, Em. Don't doubt that, okay? No matter what happens or what you hear ... Promise? I'm with you, Em. Don't doubt that, okay? No matter what happens or what you hear ... Promise?
Joanna Wylde quotes: We're going to fuck. Then I think we'll probably do it again. After that I'll buy you dinner, but only if you're nice. We're going to fuck. Then I think we'll probably do it again. After that I'll buy you dinner, but only if you're nice.
Joanna Wylde quotes: One of her in dirty sweats is worth ten of you naked on your knees, so get the fuck out. One of her in dirty sweats is worth ten of you naked on your knees, so get the fuck out.
Joanna Wylde quotes: No, I mean I'm claiming her for real. Now. I'm done fucking around. Gonna make her my old lady. No, I mean I'm claiming her for real. Now. I'm done fucking around. Gonna make her my old lady.
Joanna Wylde quotes: My nipples hardened (traitorous little bitches) and my eyes widened. My nipples hardened (traitorous little bitches) and my eyes widened.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Shit," Clutch said after a few minutes. "The high-def has totally ruined porn. Are those ingrown hairs? Shit," Clutch said after a few minutes. "The high-def has totally ruined porn. Are those ingrown hairs?
Joanna Wylde quotes: Someday I'd be classy if it killed me - probably not today, though. Someday I'd be classy if it killed me - probably not today, though.
Joanna Wylde quotes: I'm in charge here, don't forget it, he stated. I nodded, mesmerized. I'm in charge here, don't forget it, he stated. I nodded, mesmerized.
Joanna Wylde quotes: I fuck you, nobody else does. Which hole I fuck is up for negotiation. I fuck you, nobody else does. Which hole I fuck is up for negotiation.
Joanna Wylde quotes: You sure you wanna piss me off? I just pulled my dick out of a willing woman's mouth for you, so it's not like I'm in a good mood to You sure you wanna piss me off? I just pulled my dick out of a willing woman's mouth for you, so it's not like I'm in a good mood to start with.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Nothing says "commitment" like accessory to murder. Nothing says "commitment" like accessory to murder.
Joanna Wylde quotes: But I never cheated on your mom. Never wanted to. You need a man who feels the same way, and don't stop until you find him. But I never cheated on your mom. Never wanted to. You need a man who feels the same way, and don't stop until you find him.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Burke laughed, but there wasn't any humor in his voice. Romeo and Juliet died, son. Consider that all the answer you need. Burke laughed, but there wasn't any humor in his voice. Romeo and Juliet died, son. Consider that all the answer you need.
Joanna Wylde quotes: This new guy had shoulder-length, darkish hair and a face so perfectly handsome he could've been a movie star. This new guy had shoulder-length, darkish hair and a face so perfectly handsome he could've been a movie star.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Horse: Wood like you were sporting usually implies the opposite. Unless it was for me? If that's the case, I'm genuinely flattered. No judgements. Horse: Wood like you were sporting usually implies the opposite. Unless it was for me? If that's the case, I'm genuinely flattered. No judgements.
Joanna Wylde quotes: The wall. Then he grabbed his The wall. Then he grabbed his
Joanna Wylde quotes: Life is too short to let a man call the shots. Life is too short to let a man call the shots.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Puck said the shittier the hotel, the less likely it was anyone would remember us. By that logic, we were now perfectly safe. Puck said the shittier the hotel, the less likely it was anyone would remember us. By that logic, we were now perfectly safe.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Fucking bitch thought I was nice. If she thanked me for being her friend, it was over. I'd have to go on a killing spree. Fucking bitch thought I was nice. If she thanked me for being her friend, it was over. I'd have to go on a killing spree.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Gonna fuck you now.""Sure," I whispered, dazed. "Not sure I'm gonna be able to participate too much, think you blew a circuit or something. Gonna fuck you now."
"Sure," I whispered, dazed. "Not sure I'm gonna be able to participate too much, think you blew a circuit or something.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Sophie seemed to understand sisterhood. Sometimes sisters need to shut their mouths and drop it. This was definitely one of those times. Sophie seemed to understand sisterhood. Sometimes sisters need to shut their mouths and drop it. This was definitely one of those times.
Joanna Wylde quotes: More likely she was in there injecting my toothpaste with strychnine. More likely she was in there injecting my toothpaste with strychnine.
Joanna Wylde quotes: I've wanted you a long time, Soph. Never forgot how you tasted, not for one single fuckin' day in the last four years. Jesus, you were sweet. I've wanted you a long time, Soph. Never forgot how you tasted, not for one single fuckin' day in the last four years. Jesus, you were sweet.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Men like us, we live to ride, and ride to live Men like us, we live to ride, and ride to live
Joanna Wylde quotes: Wow, if Portlanders could do that to a biker, they could turn anyone into a hipster. Wow, if Portlanders could do that to a biker, they could turn anyone into a hipster.
Joanna Wylde quotes: I screwed the King of the Man-whores - condom-free - in a damned shed, because I'm classy like that. I screwed the King of the Man-whores - condom-free - in a damned shed, because I'm classy like that.
Joanna Wylde quotes: It wasn't personal - more of a "been there, done that, got my lifetime supply of psychological trauma" kind of thing. It wasn't personal - more of a "been there, done that, got my lifetime supply of psychological trauma" kind of thing.
Joanna Wylde quotes: I didn't need to control her ... Hell, I just wanted to sit back and watch her, try to figure out what made her tick and hold on for the I didn't need to control her ... Hell, I just wanted to sit back and watch her, try to figure out what made her tick and hold on for the ride.
Joanna Wylde quotes: She wanted commitment? He's tattoo her fucking name on his forehead if he had to. She wanted commitment? He's tattoo her fucking name on his forehead if he had to.
Joanna Wylde quotes: True story," Horse chimed in. "Fuck with us, we'll fuck you back. Harder. Always. True story," Horse chimed in. "Fuck with us, we'll fuck you back. Harder. Always.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Had disappeared to meet her online hottie, Liam. She was Had disappeared to meet her online hottie, Liam. She was
Joanna Wylde quotes: If he asks you for six goats in exchange for me, you don't have to actually buy real goats. He'd probably take kegs instead. If he asks you for six goats in exchange for me, you don't have to actually buy real goats. He'd probably take kegs instead.
Joanna Wylde quotes: What, surprised that the bone you're fighting over can talk? Well fuck all of you! What, surprised that the bone you're fighting over can talk? Well fuck all of you!
Joanna Wylde quotes: Puck: Thought you weren't that kind of girl.Becca: What kind of girl?Puck: My kind. Puck: Thought you weren't that kind of girl.
Becca: What kind of girl?
Puck: My kind.
Joanna Wylde quotes: So that's the story of how I committed statutory rape less than twenty-four hours out of prisonon my birthday no less So that's the story of how I committed statutory rape less than twenty-four hours out of prison
on my birthday no less
Joanna Wylde quotes: I fell for Levi "Painter" Brooks the first time I saw him, although in all fairness I did have a head injury at the time. I fell for Levi "Painter" Brooks the first time I saw him, although in all fairness I did have a head injury at the time.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Just 'cause I'm the picture of manly perfection doesn't mean I don't have a brain. Just 'cause I'm the picture of manly perfection doesn't mean I don't have a brain.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Puck: So I offered her a hand because I'm a giver like that. Puck: So I offered her a hand because I'm a giver like that.
Joanna Wylde quotes: The man was like heroin-seductive, addictive and a damned good way to wake up dead. The man was like heroin-seductive, addictive and a damned good way to wake up dead.
Joanna Wylde quotes: You're cute when you're pissed. Kind of like a wet kitten. Gets me hard. You're cute when you're pissed. Kind of like a wet kitten. Gets me hard.
Joanna Wylde quotes: You deserve a man who'll fight for you, baby girl. You remember that, all right? You deserve a man who'll fight for you, baby girl. You remember that, all right?
Joanna Wylde quotes: Maybe I should stand outside the Adam & Eve store holding a sign reading "Single Mom, Anything Helps" and a cup for change. Maybe I should stand outside the Adam & Eve store holding a sign reading "Single Mom, Anything Helps" and a cup for change.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Cause I'm not really a Dr. Seuss fan." I stared at her, startled. "Em, you gotta be a fuckin' communist, you don't like Dr. Seuss. Jesus. Cause I'm not really a Dr. Seuss fan." I stared at her, startled. "Em, you gotta be a fuckin' communist, you don't like Dr. Seuss. Jesus.
Joanna Wylde quotes: I love you." "I know," she replied, using her best Han Solo voice. I love you." "I know," she replied, using her best Han Solo voice.
Joanna Wylde quotes: So why are you called Horse?" "Cause I'm hung like one," he replied, smirking. So why are you called Horse?" "Cause I'm hung like one," he replied, smirking.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Fuck. You."He smirked. "Later, sweetheart. Now try to keep your mind on business for me like a good girl. Fuck. You."
He smirked. "Later, sweetheart. Now try to keep your mind on business for me like a good girl.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Fuckin' crazy for you," he muttered, fingers digging into my skin. "Always have been. Fuckin' crazy for you," he muttered, fingers digging into my skin. "Always have been.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Apparently nice Horse would be joining me for dinner instead of his evil twin. Apparently nice Horse would be joining me for dinner instead of his evil twin.
Joanna Wylde quotes: I've never ridden a bike before."Horse leaned over and gave me a quick kiss on the mouth. "Lookin' forward to being your first, babe. I've never ridden a bike before."
Horse leaned over and gave me a quick kiss on the mouth.
"Lookin' forward to being your first, babe.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Fuckin' Mother Teresa of the MC world, Horse," Ruger chimed in. "Brings a tear to my eye. Fuckin' Mother Teresa of the MC world, Horse," Ruger chimed in. "Brings a tear to my eye.
Joanna Wylde quotes: I'll be your old lady and I'll wear your patch. But if you ever let some bitch shove her tits in your face again, I'll shoot you myself. I'll be your old lady and I'll wear your patch. But if you ever let some bitch shove her tits in your face again, I'll shoot you myself.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn. Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn.
Joanna Wylde quotes: I don't say sweet things and make love and all that bullshit. I like sex hard and rough, no holding back. I don't say sweet things and make love and all that bullshit. I like sex hard and rough, no holding back.
Joanna Wylde quotes: I'd never be more than a toy to him, and the men in his family had a history of breaking their toys.They just did it in different ways. I'd never be more than a toy to him, and the men in his family had a history of breaking their toys.
They just did it in different ways.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Ruger liked a touch of pain, I decided, so I did my best to crush him with my inner muscles. I'm generous that way. Ruger liked a touch of pain, I decided, so I did my best to crush him with my inner muscles. I'm generous that way.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Um, Sophie? I have a face, you know, he added, and my eyes jerked up from his stomach. Um, Sophie? I have a face, you know, he added, and my eyes jerked up from his stomach.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Never point a gun unless you're ready to end a life. -Horse Never point a gun unless you're ready to end a life. -Horse
Joanna Wylde quotes: If I was married with ten kids, I wouldn't be talking on the phone with you. I'd be shooting myself in the fucking head. If I was married with ten kids, I wouldn't be talking on the phone with you. I'd be shooting myself in the fucking head.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Guys from Roseburg could do it. Thoughts? Guys from Roseburg could do it. Thoughts?
Joanna Wylde quotes: Is this the point where I sing the little song about Pic and London sittin' in a tree?" "Only if you want the tree shoved up your ass. Is this the point where I sing the little song about Pic and London sittin' in a tree?" "Only if you want the tree shoved up your ass.
Joanna Wylde quotes: I think you're a raging asshole.Ruger laughed. Yeah, well I think you're a bitch, but my cock likes you, so we'll figure something out. I think you're a raging asshole.
Ruger laughed.
Yeah, well I think you're a bitch, but my cock likes you, so we'll figure something out.
Joanna Wylde quotes: He shoved up my shirt, exposing the red satin bra I'd decided to wear while cleaning his house for no particular reason I cared to acknowledge. He shoved up my shirt, exposing the red satin bra I'd decided to wear while cleaning his house for no particular reason I cared to acknowledge.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Becca Jones might be my property in the eyes of the club, but the reality was that she owned me and there wasn't a damned thing I could do about Becca Jones might be my property in the eyes of the club, but the reality was that she owned me and there wasn't a damned thing I could do about it.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Fuck me, Ruger muttered, leaning his forehead down against mine. I was still wrapped around him, back against the van, enclosed in his arms Fuck me, Ruger muttered, leaning his forehead down against mine. I was still wrapped around him, back against the van, enclosed in his arms
Joanna Wylde quotes: If Becca had any sense, she'd turn cold spray on my crotch. If Becca had any sense, she'd turn cold spray on my crotch.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Kind of like Batman. On a motorcycle. Kind of like Batman. On a motorcycle.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Marie: So why are you called Horse?Horse: Cause I'm hung like one. Marie: So why are you called Horse?
Horse: Cause I'm hung like one.
Joanna Wylde quotes: You want to kick me in the balls again? Christ, did those words just come out of my mouth? You want to kick me in the balls again? Christ, did those words just come out of my mouth?
Joanna Wylde quotes: No offence, Em, but us being together is way too dangerous and crazy to risk for just sex. Fuck that. I want do to this right. Are you with me? No offence, Em, but us being together is way too dangerous and crazy to risk for just sex. Fuck that. I want do to this right. Are you with me?
Joanna Wylde quotes: Marie Caroline Jensen, will you do me the honor of being my permanent bitch? Marie Caroline Jensen, will you do me the honor of being my permanent bitch?
Joanna Wylde quotes: Horse: So tell me, brother. How many times you seen The Notebook? 'Cause that's information the boys back home are gonna need to know. Horse: So tell me, brother. How many times you seen The Notebook? 'Cause that's information the boys back home are gonna need to know.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Nope, he changed tactics, because now his lips whispered over mine, nipping and sucking, drawing them apart gently as I tried to ignore him. Nope, he changed tactics, because now his lips whispered over mine, nipping and sucking, drawing them apart gently as I tried to ignore him.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Yeah, this good-guy bullshit wasn't his gig at all. Yeah, this good-guy bullshit wasn't his gig at all.
Joanna Wylde quotes: Next time I'll rip your dick off, she muttered, eyes narrowing. Okay, so round two was definitely out for now. Noted. Next time I'll rip your dick off, she muttered, eyes narrowing. Okay, so round two was definitely out for now. Noted.

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