Jeremy Clarkson Quotes
Top 66 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Famous Quotes & Sayings
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That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It's like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he's called the Stig.
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.
I am aware, of course, that many men do hate the sight of their wife and children. Doctors even have a name for these people: 'anglers'.
Whenever I'm suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off.
They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.
Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You've heard she's mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn't
you?
you?
In Conisborough there's no Hoxton Square to bring a bit of light relief. It's just mile after mile of broken windows and the bloody Earth Centre.
Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth
Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.
Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.
God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.
Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and hopelessness'?
The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
I have had an amazingly fortunate life. I'm a child from Yorkshire, which is sort of like Cleveland without the pretty bits.
Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.
Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain.
If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends' houses so they don't see its backside.
Nothing can prepare you for the yawning chasm of time that passes in Canada before the healthcare system actually does any healthcare.
In Italy, you sometimes get the impression they'd be happier to lose the Ppe than lose their right to drive like maniacs.
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he's called the Stig.
I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.
If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks.
Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to sneeze.
If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them?
Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.
Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.
I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.
If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3).