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It's good to do something for Americans for once.

Fear is the number one reason why people never live up to their potential.

- The earth hums?
- Of course it does. What a stupid question! Don't you hear it?

The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one.

Frugal doesn't mean cheap. Frugal means that you don't waste anything.

Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!

Prepared and fast foods have given us the time and freedom to see cooking as an art form - a form of creative expression.

[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons.

I think people have a little wall they throw up real quick if they see swords and sorcery.

That's right, kid. Never play an ace when a two will do.

I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.

The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it? Serve it to toy people.

How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand.

I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously.

Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!

I never graduated, but I was kind of floating between journalism and art, because neither one wanted to claim me, as a cartoonist.

I bid you peace - said at the end of every TV episode of The Frugal Gourmet

CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!

All kids draw some kind of cartoon characters. They just grow out of them, and I didn't

Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!

Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy.

The design process, at its best, integrates the aspirations of art, science, and culture.

That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do.

Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!