Salesman Quotes

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Salesman Quotes By David Hyde Pierce: I probably was as bad as a security I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman. David Hyde Pierce
Salesman Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer. I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer. Kurt Vonnegut
Salesman Quotes By Arthur Miller: I am not a dime a dozen! I I am not a dime a dozen! I am Willy Loman, and you are Biff Loman! Arthur Miller
Salesman Quotes By Frank Winfield Woolworth: I am the world's worst salesman, therefore, I I am the world's worst salesman, therefore, I must make it easy for people to buy. — Frank Winfield Woolworth
Salesman Quotes By John Hodgman: A literary agent is nothing but a cheap A literary agent is nothing but a cheap salesman (or woman); while a writer is a cheap salesman (or woman) who also has to actually write the books. — John Hodgman
Salesman Quotes By Jessica Gadziala: I lived through this, I needed to find I lived through this, I needed to find a new fuckin' job. Janitor. Used car salesman. Guinea pig trainer. — Jessica Gadziala
Salesman Quotes By Bjarne Stroustrup: Anybody who comes to you and says he Anybody who comes to you and says he has a perfect language is either naive or a salesman. — Bjarne Stroustrup
Salesman Quotes By Oscar Wilde: The salesman knows nothing of what he is The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. — Oscar Wilde
Salesman Quotes By Les Wexner: Nobody remembers who was the richest toga salesman Nobody remembers who was the richest toga salesman in Rome. — Les Wexner
Salesman Quotes By Shikha Kaul: Difficult to choose Ranbir Kapoor's best movie. He's Difficult to choose Ranbir Kapoor's best movie. He's truly a Rockstar, Salesman of the year and the one who steals the Tamasha. Deserves a Barfi! — Shikha Kaul
Salesman Quotes By Elia Kazan: Miller didn't write Death of a Salesman. He Miller didn't write Death of a Salesman. He released it. It was there inside him, waiting to be turned loose. That's the measure of its merit. — Elia Kazan
Salesman Quotes By Alejandro Jodorowsky: My father was an atheist, absent. He was My father was an atheist, absent. He was a salesman; I was four years old when he told me that the end of life was death. — Alejandro Jodorowsky
Salesman Quotes By Bob Eckstein: He could sell snow to an Eskimo. --Overheard He could sell snow to an Eskimo.
--Overheard in a Real Estate Office — Bob Eckstein
Salesman Quotes By Blake Mycoskie: I would have never imagined that I'd become I would have never imagined that I'd become a shoe salesman so that I could give away shoes. I mean that idea is ludicrous. — Blake Mycoskie
Salesman Quotes By Jarod Kintz: A gumble bee is half gum ball, half A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it's so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman. — Jarod Kintz
Salesman Quotes By Woody Allen: There are worse things in life than death. There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? — Woody Allen
Salesman Quotes By H.L. Mencken: Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman. — H.L. Mencken
Salesman Quotes By Chris Murray: Success does not judge one man for being Success does not judge one man for being worthy above another. Success doesn't choose you because of your family name or existing wealth. — Chris Murray
Salesman Quotes By Tibor Kalman: Think like an artist. Dress like an insurance Think like an artist. Dress like an insurance salesman. — Tibor Kalman
Salesman Quotes By Theodore Roethke: I may look like a beer salesman, but I may look like a beer salesman, but I'm a poet. — Theodore Roethke
Salesman Quotes By Jason Reitman: I really enjoy theater. I just went to I really enjoy theater. I just went to see 'Death of a Salesman,' and it knocked me on my ass. — Jason Reitman
Salesman Quotes By Alice Walker: I don't know who tried to teach him I don't know who tried to teach him what to do in the bedroom, but it must have been a furniture salesman. — Alice Walker
Salesman Quotes By Julie Ann Dawson: A telemarketer has as much right to force A telemarketer has as much right to force people to listen to a sales pitch as a door-to-door salesman has to force himself into a home. — Julie Ann Dawson
Salesman Quotes By Chris Murray: Success is taken by the man, who has Success is taken by the man, who has made himself ready for its arrival. — Chris Murray
Salesman Quotes By Confucius: The book salesman should be honored because he The book salesman should be honored because he brings to our attention, as a rule, the very books we need most and neglect most. — Confucius
Salesman Quotes By Tony Abbott: They've changed the salesman but they haven't changed They've changed the salesman but they haven't changed the product. — Tony Abbott
Salesman Quotes By Daniel Woodrell: My father was a salesman, and I always My father was a salesman, and I always said I wouldn't be one. — Daniel Woodrell
Salesman Quotes By Charles Kimbrough: I come from a wonderful family. My mother I come from a wonderful family. My mother was a pianist and my father was a salesman. They were very middle-class, very middle-Western. — Charles Kimbrough
Salesman Quotes By Paulo Coelho: He suddenly felt tremendously happy. He could always He suddenly felt tremendously happy. He could always go back to being a shepherd. He could always become a crystal salesman again. — Paulo Coelho
Salesman Quotes By Edward Norton: When you have a pipe salesman with a When you have a pipe salesman with a business called Macabee Pipes, I'd say you've got your tongue planted firmly in your cheek. — Edward Norton
Salesman Quotes By Robert Orben: Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben
Salesman Quotes By Jarod Kintz: Everyone is a salesman, and the product is Everyone is a salesman, and the product is each person. Personal branding is being conscious to the continual nature of selling yourself. — Jarod Kintz
Salesman Quotes By Stephen Covey: The amateur salesman sells products; the professional sells The amateur salesman sells products; the professional sells solutions to needs and problems. — Stephen Covey
Salesman Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer.""What I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer."
"What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman? — Kurt Vonnegut
Salesman Quotes By Matthew Lesko: No salesman can ever guarantee you a grant No salesman can ever guarantee you a grant from any government or non-profit organization. — Matthew Lesko
Salesman Quotes By Freedy Johnston: I'm a snake oil salesman as much as I'm a snake oil salesman as much as anyone else, but I try to keep something for myself. — Freedy Johnston
Salesman Quotes By Barbara Corcoran: In business, you're the Chief Salesman. Create a In business, you're the Chief Salesman. Create a sense of demand, rather than waiting to have demand. — Barbara Corcoran
Salesman Quotes By Carey Williams: Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman. — Carey Williams
Salesman Quotes By Ken Stott: 'Death Of A Salesman' is a great acting 'Death Of A Salesman' is a great acting job. — Ken Stott
Salesman Quotes By Ashton Kutcher: I think people know Steve Jobs the showman. I think people know Steve Jobs the showman. I think people know the guy who stood up and gave the keynotes. The magician. The salesman. — Ashton Kutcher
Salesman Quotes By Mike Nichols: I'm in the theater because of two plays: I'm in the theater because of two plays: 'A Streetcar Named Desire' and 'Death of a Salesman.' — Mike Nichols
Salesman Quotes By Arthur Miller: The only thing you got in this world The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that. — Arthur Miller
Salesman Quotes By Nick Woodman: I can sell anything that I totally believe I can sell anything that I totally believe in, but I'm a horrible salesman of something I don't believe in. — Nick Woodman
Salesman Quotes By Fred Durst: I'm my own salesman. I can't let anybody I'm my own salesman. I can't let anybody do anything for me. — Fred Durst
Salesman Quotes By Honeya: TeleCaller's (cold calling) job is similar to sniper's, TeleCaller's (cold calling) job is similar to sniper's, wait patiently for the Right Party Connect/Target and make no mistake. — Honeya
Salesman Quotes By Toba Beta: You're good salesman, if you make people buyproduct You're good salesman,
if you make people buy
product they don't need. — Toba Beta
Salesman Quotes By Robert Morley: I am not ashamed that I was once I am not ashamed that I was once a vacuum-cleaner salesman, only that I was a *good* vacuum-cleaner salesman. — Robert Morley
Salesman Quotes By Early Wynn: I don't like losing a ballgame any more I don't like losing a ballgame any more than a salesman likes losing a sale. — Early Wynn
Salesman Quotes By Herb Ritts: Actually, when I first started dabbling in photography, Actually, when I first started dabbling in photography, I was still working for my parents as a salesman. — Herb Ritts
Salesman Quotes By Robert Klein: Fear is the greatest salesman. Fear is the greatest salesman. — Robert Klein
Salesman Quotes By Janet Reno: The good lawyer is the great salesman. The good lawyer is the great salesman. — Janet Reno
Salesman Quotes By Johnny Carson: Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples. — Johnny Carson
Salesman Quotes By Arthur Miller: He's liked, but he's not well liked. He's liked, but he's not well liked. — Arthur Miller
Salesman Quotes By James Cash Penney: The best of merchandise will go back to The best of merchandise will go back to the shelf unless handled by a conscientious, tactful salesman. — James Cash Penney
Salesman Quotes By Mike Scully: I was born in Springfield and raised in I was born in Springfield and raised in West Springfield. My father ran a dry cleaning business and was a salesman. — Mike Scully
Salesman Quotes By Damien Fahey: Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage. — Damien Fahey
Salesman Quotes By David Suchet: A successful swindler has to be a great A successful swindler has to be a great salesman even more than a great actor. — David Suchet
Salesman Quotes By Joe Girard: The one key line used by a very The one key line used by a very rich Hudson salesman: Would you like to buy a car now, without waiting? — Joe Girard
Salesman Quotes By Honeya: A real salesman knows how to engage Anyone A real salesman knows how to engage Anyone Anywhere Anytime in a sensible conversation. — Honeya
Salesman Quotes By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: Try novelties for salesman's bait, For novelty wins Try novelties for salesman's bait, For novelty wins everyone. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Salesman Quotes By Honeya: Sales is my Religion and Customer is my Sales is my Religion and Customer is my God and I Worship Him, The only thing is that my God is not very happy n generous always. — Honeya
Salesman Quotes By Martin Kippenberger: I am rather like a travelling salesman. I I am rather like a travelling salesman. I deal in ideas. I do much more for people than just paint them pictures. — Martin Kippenberger
Salesman Quotes By Anthony Horowitz: He looked from the phone to the unconscious He looked from the phone to the unconscious figure of the Salesman. "What did you do to him?" he asked.
"He got the wrong number," Alex said. — Anthony Horowitz
Salesman Quotes By Philip Seymour Hoffman: I had a father who was a traveling I had a father who was a traveling salesman. — Philip Seymour Hoffman
Salesman Quotes By W. Clement Stone: Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman - not the attitude of the prospect. — W. Clement Stone
Salesman Quotes By Nick Bantock: So I'm to duel with a snake-hope I So I'm to duel with a snake-hope I can manage to be a good enough impersonation of a mongoose. — Nick Bantock
Salesman Quotes By Napoleon Hill: We are all salesman regardless of our calling. We are all salesman regardless of our calling. But not all of us are Master Salesmen. — Napoleon Hill
Salesman Quotes By David Letterman: I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers. — David Letterman
Salesman Quotes By Arthur Miller: See, Biff, everybody around me is so false See, Biff, everybody around me is so false that I'm constantly lowering my ideals ... — Arthur Miller
Salesman Quotes By Mike Royer: I assisted with Russ [Manning] for about eleven I assisted with Russ [Manning] for about eleven months and my day job for 5 days a week was credit manager and paint salesman for Sherwin-Williams. — Mike Royer
Salesman Quotes By Richie Norton: If you think it's funny to make fun If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin. — Richie Norton
Salesman Quotes By Honore De Balzac: To get a traveling salesman drunk is the To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility. — Honore De Balzac
Salesman Quotes By Bela Lugosi: Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman. — Bela Lugosi