Jeff Ross Quotes

Top 22 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jeff Ross

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Jeff Ross quotes: You don't mess with Oprah. She has enough money in her left pocket to have me killed. You don't mess with Oprah. She has enough money in her left pocket to have me killed.
Jeff Ross quotes: I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark alley.
Jeff Ross quotes: How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain? How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?
Jeff Ross quotes: South Park called ... they want their everything back. South Park called ... they want their everything back.
Jeff Ross quotes: I don't think you cross the line - I think you move the line. I don't think you cross the line - I think you move the line.
Jeff Ross quotes: It's up to comedians to shine the light on what's wrong in the world, and we don't want things swept under the rug. It's up to comedians to shine the light on what's wrong in the world, and we don't want things swept under the rug.
Jeff Ross quotes: You have such a huge career ... behind you. You have such a huge career ... behind you.
Jeff Ross quotes: Instead of running for President, why don't you try walking on a treadmill? Instead of running for President, why don't you try walking on a treadmill?
Jeff Ross quotes: Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up. Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.
Jeff Ross quotes: Occasionally a roast master needs to get out of Dodge. Occasionally a roast master needs to get out of Dodge.
Jeff Ross quotes: When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact. When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact.
Jeff Ross quotes: I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be. I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
Jeff Ross quotes: Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and face. Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and face.