Jeff Kinney Quotes
Top 67 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jeff Kinney
Jeff Kinney Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why
is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says
people need to shave twice a day.
is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says
people need to shave twice a day.
The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.
I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. - Greg Heffley,
I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.
So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.
I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.
He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.
I think it's important for me to keep my childhood friends so that later on someone can appreciate how far I've come.
Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.
Most people don't seem to appreciate a person as honest as me. So don't ask me how George Washington ever got to be president.
I just hope someone doesn't start the Cheese Touch up again, because I don't need that kind of stress in my life any more.
I'm not very charismatic or telegenic. I feel bad for the kids waiting three hours in line for their book to be signed.
I think the most satisfying part about filmmaking is seeing a production in full bloom. When I write, I write in isolation.
My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.
No matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.
The key to any good comic strip or television sitcom is to reset the board at the end of the episode because people like familiarity.
Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.
But the thing I'm finding out is some people don't really appreciate it when you'r trying to be helpful.
I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.
It seems that when anything aimed at kids catches on, it causes the collective antennae of the older set to go up.