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Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why
is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says
people need to shave twice a day.

Manny has it made in church

And if you don't spend every second outdoors, people think there's someting wrong with you.

The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. - Greg Heffley,

I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

hopefully Mr. Blakely won't be too mad when he sees his

I do all my speeches in pictures. If I wrote words, I'd get locked in on them.

that if you don't read nobody does

So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

I think goodreads is the best place to look for books

I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days.

I'm basically one of the best people I know.

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist?
Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.

fish and visitors stink in 3 days.

I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.

To come out and meet kids who have my books in their hands is kind of amazing.

The man looks outside. The house is totally surrounded by night crawlers.

I think it's important for me to keep my childhood friends so that later on someone can appreciate how far I've come.

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

I'm an author whose strength is in gag-writing.

Well, for starters, Abraham Lincoln didn't write 'To Kill a Mockingbird.

Hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

Most people don't seem to appreciate a person as honest as me. So don't ask me how George Washington ever got to be president.

Kids can sniff out a moral. They can feel the heavy hand of an adult.

For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear.

Hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot

I just hope someone doesn't start the Cheese Touch up again, because I don't need that kind of stress in my life any more.

it turns the shower scene was a lot harder to film than i expected

I'm not very charismatic or telegenic. I feel bad for the kids waiting three hours in line for their book to be signed.

And at least 95% of it was was totally outdated.

I think the most satisfying part about filmmaking is seeing a production in full bloom. When I write, I write in isolation.

hope your birthday is hot hot hot

You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.

I take comedy very seriously, and I feel very competitive.

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

Because it's our choices that makes us who we are ...

My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.

i'm just glad i'm not in the swim team this summer

Whenever you go with the cheaper option, you end up regretting it

Hey guys i would like you to try this book you will love it!

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

I was an average kid who had his wimpy moments.

No matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

The key to any good comic strip or television sitcom is to reset the board at the end of the episode because people like familiarity.

I don't think of cartoons or comics as being for kids.

I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

The best person I know is Myself.

Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

But the thing I'm finding out is some people don't really appreciate it when you'r trying to be helpful.

I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!

I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.

It seems that when anything aimed at kids catches on, it causes the collective antennae of the older set to go up.

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

step step step no no no plop plop plop in i go

Merit badges are these little patches you get for learning how to do all sorts of manly stuff.

I only work on my books at nights and at weekends. It is really just like a hobby.

Be yourself and people will like you.

I'm not even the most influential person in my own house.

don't expect me to be all dear diary this and dear diary that

When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.

Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.