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That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.

Fuck fate and David's fatalism. I was going to make destiny my bitch.

If wishes solved problems, the world would be a very different place.

Must not kill the demon cat. Must not kill the demon cat.

Bookstores are temples and stories are my prayers.

Of course cher . A proper southern woman never allows a simple misunderstanding get in the way of hospitality.

Spare me the self-righteous indignation. I highly doubt your motives are selfless.

What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon.

Got it. Look for a room with a sign with a big arrow that says, 'Kidnapped Mancies Here,' " he said.

You're only as sick as your secrets. - Recovery program saying

What up, peeps?"
I looked at my hairless cat for a moment. "What up, peeps? You've been watching MTV again, haven't you?"
"Word.

Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.

Hey, controlling a zombie horde is hard work. I'd punch a nun for a cheeseburger right about now.

Don't go getting all Oprah on me now, demon.

The last thing I needed was a nymph with sunshine coming out of her ass tagging along with me.

I only believed in three things: my right fist, my left fist, and my gut.

Why did everyone send casseroles in times of crisis? Why didn't anyone ever send brownies and Jack Daniel's?

I think you need to go find that boy and tell him how you feel about him. Then you need to ride him like a tilt-o-whirl.

He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out.
What are you going to do? Giguhl said. Moisten us?

But fate-that fickle bitch-made a liar out of me. Again.

By now, I should have learned that luck, if she was a lady, was a mean-spirited bitch with a grudge against me.

I frowned. This from a man who just watched a midget riding a gimp?

My eyes shifted to the charred, smoking remains of the Caste vampire who'd taken the right bullet. And fate whispered in my ear, Who's the bitch now?

His eyes burned with intensity. I wondered briefly if someone
he knew was being held in that cold room that smelled like death. Someone he loved?

Wow," I said, brilliant as always.
He chuckled. "Understatement of the millennium."(Sabina/Adam)

I laughed uneasily. "Jeez, you guys make it sound like I was on the brink of death or something. I just fainted." (Sabina)

Why is it forked?