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Jaye Wells quotes: That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.

That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.

Jaye Wells quotes: Fuck fate and David's fatalism. I was going to make destiny my bitch.

Fuck fate and David's fatalism. I was going to make destiny my bitch.

Jaye Wells quotes: If wishes solved problems, the world would be a very different place.

If wishes solved problems, the world would be a very different place.

Jaye Wells quotes: Must not kill the demon cat. Must not kill the demon cat.

Must not kill the demon cat. Must not kill the demon cat.

Jaye Wells quotes: Bookstores are temples and stories are my prayers.

Bookstores are temples and stories are my prayers.

Jaye Wells quotes: Of course cher . A proper southern woman never allows a simple misunderstanding get in the way of hospitality.

Of course cher . A proper southern woman never allows a simple misunderstanding get in the way of hospitality.

Jaye Wells quotes: Spare me the self-righteous indignation. I highly doubt your motives are selfless.

Spare me the self-righteous indignation. I highly doubt your motives are selfless.

Jaye Wells quotes: What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon.

What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon.

Jaye Wells quotes: Got it. Look for a room with a sign with a big arrow that says, 'Kidnapped Mancies Here,' " he said.

Got it. Look for a room with a sign with a big arrow that says, 'Kidnapped Mancies Here,' " he said.

Jaye Wells quotes: You're only as sick as your secrets. - Recovery program saying

You're only as sick as your secrets. - Recovery program saying

Jaye Wells quotes: What up, peeps?"I looked at my hairless cat for a moment. "What up, peeps? You've been watching MTV again, haven't you?""Word.

What up, peeps?"
I looked at my hairless cat for a moment. "What up, peeps? You've been watching MTV again, haven't you?"
"Word.

Jaye Wells quotes: Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.

Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.

Jaye Wells quotes: Hey, controlling a zombie horde is hard work. I'd punch a nun for a cheeseburger right about now.

Hey, controlling a zombie horde is hard work. I'd punch a nun for a cheeseburger right about now.

Jaye Wells quotes: Don't go getting all Oprah on me now, demon.

Don't go getting all Oprah on me now, demon.

Jaye Wells quotes: The last thing I needed was a nymph with sunshine coming out of her ass tagging along with me.

The last thing I needed was a nymph with sunshine coming out of her ass tagging along with me.

Jaye Wells quotes: I only believed in three things: my right fist, my left fist, and my gut.

I only believed in three things: my right fist, my left fist, and my gut.

Jaye Wells quotes: Why did everyone send casseroles in times of crisis? Why didn't anyone ever send brownies and Jack Daniel's?

Why did everyone send casseroles in times of crisis? Why didn't anyone ever send brownies and Jack Daniel's?

Jaye Wells quotes: I think you need to go find that boy and tell him how you feel about him. Then you need to ride him like a tilt-o-whirl.

I think you need to go find that boy and tell him how you feel about him. Then you need to ride him like a tilt-o-whirl.

Jaye Wells quotes: He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out.What are you going to do? Giguhl said. Moisten us?

He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out.
What are you going to do? Giguhl said. Moisten us?

Jaye Wells quotes: But fate-that fickle bitch-made a liar out of me. Again.

But fate-that fickle bitch-made a liar out of me. Again.

Jaye Wells quotes: By now, I should have learned that luck, if she was a lady, was a mean-spirited bitch with a grudge against me.

By now, I should have learned that luck, if she was a lady, was a mean-spirited bitch with a grudge against me.

Jaye Wells quotes: I frowned. This from a man who just watched a midget riding a gimp?

I frowned. This from a man who just watched a midget riding a gimp?

Jaye Wells quotes: My eyes shifted to the charred, smoking remains of the Caste vampire who'd taken the right bullet. And fate whispered in my ear, Who's the bitch now?

My eyes shifted to the charred, smoking remains of the Caste vampire who'd taken the right bullet. And fate whispered in my ear, Who's the bitch now?

Jaye Wells quotes: His eyes burned with intensity. I wondered briefly if someonehe knew was being held in that cold room that smelled like death. Someone he loved?

His eyes burned with intensity. I wondered briefly if someone
he knew was being held in that cold room that smelled like death. Someone he loved?

Jaye Wells quotes: Wow," I said, brilliant as always.He chuckled. "Understatement of the millennium."(Sabina/Adam)

Wow," I said, brilliant as always.
He chuckled. "Understatement of the millennium."(Sabina/Adam)

Jaye Wells quotes: I laughed uneasily. "Jeez, you guys make it sound like I was on the brink of death or something. I just fainted." (Sabina)

I laughed uneasily. "Jeez, you guys make it sound like I was on the brink of death or something. I just fainted." (Sabina)

Jaye Wells quotes: Why is it forked?

Why is it forked?