Janeane Garofalo Quotes

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Janeane Garofalo quotes: You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well. You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I'm grateful for any opportunity to act. I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!' Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal. I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film. Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Is being an idiot like being high all the time? Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind. I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl. The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Your average person wouldn't recognize a sublime entity if it attempted to fist fuck them while waiting in line for the next Batman sequel. Your average person wouldn't recognize a sublime entity if it attempted to fist fuck them while waiting in line for the next Batman sequel.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not! No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!
Janeane Garofalo quotes: There is no way any rational, reasonable person can saythat the Bush Administration has been good for America. There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say
that the Bush Administration has been good for America.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook. I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement. When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don't want to have children. People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don't want to have children.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way. Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer. Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations. I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in. Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy. I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men. We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy. This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult. If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I despise in others my own characteristics. I despise in others my own characteristics.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins ... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top. Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins ... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't get along in any setting. Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't get along in any setting.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American? How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice. Being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking. Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!" Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"
Janeane Garofalo quotes: What has Iraq done to us? What has Iraq done to us?
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy. I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting. To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma. Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I don't really have a theatre background at all. I don't really have a theatre background at all.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down. For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: It's mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about. It's mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody. Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it. You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Rejection kills, disappointment only maims. Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well. I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I've seen other comics, with great pleasure, watching their own specials, and I don't know how or why they do it. I've seen other comics, with great pleasure, watching their own specials, and I don't know how or why they do it.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again. I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I love a nice cooking show. It's as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose. I love a nice cooking show. It's as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook. I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness. I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: I do not enjoy when people don't like me. I do not enjoy when people don't like me.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion. As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't. For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.
Janeane Garofalo quotes: Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area. Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.