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Janeane Garofalo quotes: My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.

My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.

I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I'm not a disciplined writer.

I'm not a disciplined writer.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well.

You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.

I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick.

I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'

You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'

Janeane Garofalo quotes: The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.

The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.

You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: The media is supposed to be custodians of the facts and watchdogs of government. They have, for the most part, neglected to be either of those things.

The media is supposed to be custodians of the facts and watchdogs of government. They have, for the most part, neglected to be either of those things.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together'.

There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together'.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.

I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas.

Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals.

I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views.

The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I am not a person that is particularly tethered to fashion, which I think is obvious to anyone who's seen me.

I am not a person that is particularly tethered to fashion, which I think is obvious to anyone who's seen me.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I don't enjoy sparring with the audience. It devastates me.

I don't enjoy sparring with the audience. It devastates me.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.

Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I don't really have a theatre background at all.

I don't really have a theatre background at all.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.

Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.

For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: It's mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

It's mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.

Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I've seen other comics, with great pleasure, watching their own specials, and I don't know how or why they do it.

I've seen other comics, with great pleasure, watching their own specials, and I don't know how or why they do it.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I despise in others my own characteristics.

I despise in others my own characteristics.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.

As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I do not enjoy when people don't like me.

I do not enjoy when people don't like me.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook.

I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again.

I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I love a nice cooking show. It's as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose.

I love a nice cooking show. It's as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer.

Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Your average person wouldn't recognize a sublime entity if it attempted to fist fuck them while waiting in line for the next Batman sequel.

Your average person wouldn't recognize a sublime entity if it attempted to fist fuck them while waiting in line for the next Batman sequel.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!

No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!

Janeane Garofalo quotes: There is no way any rational, reasonable person can saythat the Bush Administration has been good for America.

There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say
that the Bush Administration has been good for America.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.

I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don't want to have children.

People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don't want to have children.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.

Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.

I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.

I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.

I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.

We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.

If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins ... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins ... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't get along in any setting.

Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't get along in any setting.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?

How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.

Being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

Janeane Garofalo quotes: Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

Janeane Garofalo quotes: What has Iraq done to us?

What has Iraq done to us?