Jackie Mason Quotes
Top 25 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jackie Mason
Jackie Mason Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Jackie Mason on Wise Famous Quotes.
![Jackie Mason quotes: I always thought music was more important than sex - then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me. Jackie Mason quotes: I always thought music was more important than sex - then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jackie-mason-quotes-507170.jpg)
![Jackie Mason quotes: Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen. Jackie Mason quotes: Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jackie-mason-quotes-553238.jpg)
![Jackie Mason quotes: I was so self -conscious, every time football players went into a huddle, I thought they were talking about me. Jackie Mason quotes: I was so self -conscious, every time football players went into a huddle, I thought they were talking about me.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jackie-mason-quotes-454508.jpg)
![Jackie Mason quotes: Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible. Jackie Mason quotes: Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jackie-mason-quotes-916074.jpg)
![Jackie Mason quotes: Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net. Jackie Mason quotes: Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jackie-mason-quotes-309988.jpg)
![Jackie Mason quotes: America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress. Jackie Mason quotes: America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jackie-mason-quotes-1623615.jpg)
![Jackie Mason quotes: I didn't think it was fair to pretend to give of myself when I was so selfishly consumed with my own drives. Jackie Mason quotes: I didn't think it was fair to pretend to give of myself when I was so selfishly consumed with my own drives.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/jackie-mason-quotes-1826401.jpg)
Top 25 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jackie Mason
Discover top inspirational quotes from Jackie Mason on Wise Famous Quotes.