Jackie Mason Quotes
Top 25 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jackie Mason
Jackie Mason Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Jackie Mason on Wise Famous Quotes.
I always thought music was more important than sex - then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.
Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.
I was so self -conscious, every time football players went into a huddle, I thought they were talking about me.
Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible.
Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.
America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.
I didn't think it was fair to pretend to give of myself when I was so selfishly consumed with my own drives.