J.C. Wickhart Quotes

The world doesn't want us. Who can blame them? We are fat, lazy, ignorant, and conceited, for all the wrong reasons.

I'm too big of a fan of sin and debauchery to be a Christian.

Typically in a world that has shunned goodness and morals, the villain is the hero.

I have a pragmatic suspicion that bashing someone's head in with a golf club is frowned upon in this establishment...

Whose asshole do I have to tongue punch to get a fucking drink around here?

I'm only guilty of having good hygiene and making bad decisions.