If God had meant us to go metric, why did he give Christ twelve apostles?
Oscar sat back and looked at me appraisingly. "I need to think. And to think I must have oysters and champagne.
In life there are two types of people: those who catch the waiter's eye and those who don't.
Every Holmes must have his Watson 
As a politician, you only meet two types of people. People with problems, and people who are right. 