
Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

They (Expos fans) discovered 'boo' is pronounced the same in French as it is in English.

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

You could tell he (President Ronald Reagan) was an old radio guy. He never once looked at the television monitor.

When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.

Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air ... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

You know Alou's name spelled backwards is Uola? That sounds like a first name, Uola.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.

Hello again, everybody ... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.