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Gene Perret quotes: On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

Gene Perret quotes: An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

Gene Perret quotes: "You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

Gene Perret quotes: My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Gene Perret quotes: Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

Gene Perret quotes: Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

Gene Perret quotes: Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Gene Perret quotes: My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Gene Perret quotes: Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache ... unless you play golf.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache ... unless you play golf.

Gene Perret quotes: Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's worldan assigned parking space.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world
an assigned parking space.

Gene Perret quotes: I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

Gene Perret quotes: I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

Gene Perret quotes: I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Gene Perret quotes: I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

Gene Perret quotes: When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

Gene Perret quotes: Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

Gene Perret quotes: Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.

Gene Perret quotes: I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

Gene Perret quotes: Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

Gene Perret quotes: What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

Gene Perret quotes: I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.

Gene Perret quotes: My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

Gene Perret quotes: Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Gene Perret quotes: Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

Gene Perret quotes: In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Gene Perret quotes: Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.

Gene Perret quotes: Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

Gene Perret quotes: Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

Gene Perret quotes: I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.