Gene Perret Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.