Garry Shandling Quotes
Top 48 wise famous quotes and sayings by Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Garry Shandling on Wise Famous Quotes.
I had no idea who I was when I started. I was frightened to death and had no natural performing skills.
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.
The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me.
I feel that everything I do in my life I can do in a shorter time than most men can. It's the quality, not the quantity.
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
I've been on a state of high alert since high school. I didn't need 9/11 to remind me that we live on a ball of flame.
I like to talk on the cell when I do interviews. That way, I double my chances of getting brain cancer: from the cell phone, and from the questions.
I enjoy 'The Apprentice' and the one that's called 'Take My Life' and the other one called 'Stop Hitting Me.'
I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.
Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.
I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red lights were longer.
Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.
Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling.