Garon Whited Quotes

Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I'm making this up as I go.

Show a little faith in someone when they need it. It's amazing how it comes back around to you.

How quickly the new and strange becomes old and familiar.

Politics. From the Latin poly, meaning many, and tics, meaning blood-sucking parasites. That may be incorrect, but it's not wrong.

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric's Law of Lunch henceforth.

[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys.

There are generally at least three sides to any story, though."
"Three?"
"One side, the other side, and the truth.

...please don't throw any more rocks at the barrier keeping the demonic hordes of the void from pouring over the world.

Sometimes, I think we're all idiots, rushing headlong into oblivion, shouting about how unfair it is while refusing to steer anywhere else.

put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She's a magician; it might be loaded.

I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.
I'm a vampire. We're allowed to do that. It's in all the brochures.

The Internet is an evil thing,

What's fair and what's true often bear no resemblance to each other.

Sometimes I hate this place. I mean I really, truly, hate it. It offends my narrow-minded and provincial sensibilities regarding good universe design.

I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.

... being offended doesn't, by itself, make me right.

What else is love, but to give someone else happiness when you know your own is impossible?

Never push a nice guy. Nice guys turn into the scariest sons of bitches when you push them too far.

I don't much care for the idea of being dead. It makes me nervous. I'm allergic to dying; I break out in screaming.

It's one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.