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Medicine Funny Quotes By Philippe Starck: Everything I do is a symbol. Everything, has

Everything I do is a symbol. Everything, has a meaning. — Philippe Starck

Medicine Funny Quotes By Jonas Salk: Reply when questioned on the safety of the

Reply when questioned on the safety of the polio vaccine he developed:
It is safe, and you can't get safer than safe. — Jonas Salk

Medicine Funny Quotes By Lisa T Bergren: Are you educated in the art of medicine?"

Are you educated in the art of medicine?" Yeah, the art of Walgreens and Urgent Care. "A bit," I hedged. — Lisa T Bergren

Medicine Funny Quotes By Magic Johnson: I tell you, it's funny because the only

I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day. — Magic Johnson

Medicine Funny Quotes By Charles F. Glassman: Medicine's a funny business. After all, dispensing chemicals

Medicine's a funny business. After all, dispensing chemicals is considered mainstream and diet and nutrition is considered alternative. — Charles F. Glassman

Medicine Funny Quotes By Laurence Sterne: There are worse occupations in this world than

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. — Laurence Sterne

Medicine Funny Quotes By Orson Scott Card: There is no society that does not highly

There is no society that does not highly value fictional storytelling. Ever. — Orson Scott Card

Medicine Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." — Jim Gaffigan

Medicine Funny Quotes By Hippocrates: Let your food be your medicine, and your

Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food. — Hippocrates

Medicine Funny Quotes By Sol Luckman: Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who

Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health. — Sol Luckman

Medicine Funny Quotes By Mindy Levy: They say laughter is the best medicine, and

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it's free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE. — Mindy Levy

Medicine Funny Quotes By Jodi Picoult: One of the first things Adam told me

One of the first things Adam told me was that I was pretty, which should have been my first clue that he was a liar. — Jodi Picoult

Medicine Funny Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects.

Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects. — Shannon L. Alder

Medicine Funny Quotes By Alexandre Dumas-fils: Women sometimes allow you to be unfaithful to

Women sometimes allow you to be unfaithful to their love; they never allow you to wound their self-esteem. — Alexandre Dumas-fils

Medicine Funny Quotes By Alan Lomax: The essence of America lies not in the

The essence of America lies not in the headlined heroes ... but in the everyday folks who live and die unknown, yet leave their dreams as legacies — Alan Lomax

Medicine Funny Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: My condolences, you're still alive.

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Medicine Funny Quotes By Chase Soundly: Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter is the best medicine — Chase Soundly