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Ethan Day quotes: Shut off the door and don't let the light hit you in the ass on your way out.

Shut off the door and don't let the light hit you in the ass on your way out.

Ethan Day quotes: I finally had to tell him to please shut the fuck up already; funnily enough he didn't seem to appreciate that. I don't know why ... I'd said please.

I finally had to tell him to please shut the fuck up already; funnily enough he didn't seem to appreciate that. I don't know why ... I'd said please.

Ethan Day quotes: Fat man, tall man, big dick, small, ain't nobody gonna have it all, he mumbled, snickering to himself.

Fat man, tall man, big dick, small, ain't nobody gonna have it all, he mumbled, snickering to himself.

Ethan Day quotes: Kiss my fairy dust, Bitches!

Kiss my fairy dust, Bitches!

Ethan Day quotes: Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it.

Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it.

Ethan Day quotes: You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.

Ethan Day quotes: We made sure you got the cute, gay doctor, Lonny said, smiling at the man, shamelessly flirting.

We made sure you got the cute, gay doctor, Lonny said, smiling at the man, shamelessly flirting.

Ethan Day quotes: But sweetie, nothing says I love you like an erection.

But sweetie, nothing says I love you like an erection.

Ethan Day quotes: Phillip laughed. "You always did give great head." "And I'll continue to - just not for you." With that I winked before walking away

Phillip laughed. "You always did give great head." "And I'll continue to - just not for you." With that I winked before walking away

Ethan Day quotes: You'll kiss me after I rim you." Wade sat up a little so he could stare me down. "But a used condom on the floor you have a problem with?

You'll kiss me after I rim you." Wade sat up a little so he could stare me down. "But a used condom on the floor you have a problem with?

Ethan Day quotes: He tasted all minty and fresh, and lord knows I had to have tasted all rotten, full of hate and frustration.

He tasted all minty and fresh, and lord knows I had to have tasted all rotten, full of hate and frustration.

Ethan Day quotes: No sticky till I no longer feel icky, you feel me?

No sticky till I no longer feel icky, you feel me?